Gand Jokes
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What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?
A Tolkien Ring Network
Gandhi once got into a food fight...
It was naan violence.
If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries...
... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
What did Gandalf say when he bumped into the other wizard?
"Saruman, I didn't see you there".
What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
Nah, mastay
Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?
Because other cars have Mordor.
What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?
Na 'ma ste
How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?
A wizard is never late.
Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks.
Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?
He had a staff infection...
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Why does Gandalf never dress as a p**... for halloween?
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
What do Gandhi and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both fast
Gandalf gave me a test...
I didn't pass.
Why is Gandalf so good in bed?
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Why did Gandalf the Grey drop out of high school?
He could not pass
Gandhi was asked "What is your opinion on American civilisation?"
He said "It is an excellent idea".
Gandalf is Attending a Rock Concert...
Gandalf gets up on stage before the main act of a rock concert. He stares at the crowd, who cheer for the headlining band. "I am a conjurer of Cheap Trick!" He yells, and crowd surfs off to Valinor.
What did Gandalf say to Elrond as he watched him make a basket?
There Hugo Weaving again.
Why was Gandalf allowed his staff into Theoden's hall?
Because it was Staff Only
How does Gandalf transmit a large amount of information from one place to another?
He uses a Shadowfax.
What did Gandhi say after his hunger strike?
That was fast.
What did Gandalf say to the sheep farmer that wanted to cross his land?
Ewe shall not pass.
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