The Best 10 Gamma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gamma jokes. There are some gamma cosmic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gamma wavelength puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Gamma Jokes and Puns

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?

You don't bomb pearl harbor.

What did the wave call its grandmother?


Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.

Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.

(But it explains everything!)

We found love in a hopeless place

We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face

What happens when you nuke a communist?

Nothing, he turns into gamma rays and keeps being a nuisance.

What did the scientist say when he got hit with gamma waves?

Ouch! That Hertz.

There is nothing that oscillates faster than gamma radiation.

Except for the bitcoin price of course.

What frat is Bruce Banner part of?

Gamma Gamma Gamma.

I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation.

It still hertz.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gamma neutral puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gamma solar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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