Gaming Machines Jokes
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My friend invented a machine that can take a disc out of a console, then put a new one in
It's a game changer
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I made a time machine to travel back to the year 2001. You see my son had his first soccer game then, and I missed it only to show up 10 minutes after it ended.
When I go back to the past I'll tell myself that it isn't worth ditching work for and that the little d**... loses the game anyways.
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We just euthanized our boy
He told us to kill him if he ever lived plugged to a machine. The Asus Predator Gaming PC and the iPhone 6s are for sale if someone is interested.
A coffee machine with a penchant for gaming:
NES-presso!
How to play a pokemon game
Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )
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In Maryland, two teenagers have won a marbles championship. The winning teens quickly said thank you, then boarded their time machine, to return to the year 1937.
In Illinois, a university is offering a scholarship for students who play video games. The school was then forced to suspend the program when a student found out you could get unlimited scholarships, by pressing up up, down down, left right, left right, and B, A.
The Governor of Florida signed a law today making it legal to fire a warning shot at an attacker. The legalization of warning shots is important in Florida, because that's how people greet each other.
Starbucks is increasing the price of it drinks and bagged coffee. To protest the price hikes, customers vowed to boycott Starbucks, and go across the street — to a *different* Starbucks.
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Two guys are playing tennis.
After they finish their game, one turns to the other and tells his friend his elbow really hurts. His friend tells him to go down to the local pharmacy. At the pharmacy they have a machine where you put in $5 and a u**... sample, and the machine will tell you what's wrong and how to cure it. The friend is astonished so he goes down. He puts in the $5 and a u**... sample and the machine prints out a little sheet of paper. On the paper it says: You have tennis elbow, rest your elbow, stay away from strenuous activity, and it should go away. This guy is amazed. He drives home quickly, thinking he can test the machine. So, he grabs a big glass. He puts some tap water in, gets his wife and daughter to pee in it, and just for fun he masturbates into it. He goes back down puts in $5 and the sample. A large list prints out. It says: You have hard water get, a water softener, your daughter is addicted to h**..., get her into rehab, your wife is cheating on you, get a lawyer, and if you don't quit m**... your tennis elbow is never going to go away.
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