Gaming Console Jokes
73 gaming console jokes and hilarious gaming console puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gaming console that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Gaming Console Short Jokes
Short gaming console jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gaming console humour may include short gaming computer jokes also.
- My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him
- I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
- My friend can't decide what video game system to get for Christmas ... ... Nobody can console him.
- My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself
- My friend invented a machine that can take a disc out of a console, then put a new one in It's a game changer
- I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
- A talk between video game consoles... NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory. - What Do People and Video Game Consoles Have in Common? No one can agree on which generation is the best.
- I invented a robot to remove the cartridge from my gaming console and replace it with another. It was a game changer!
- What is the difference between a game console and a butchery? One is a Sony Playstation and the other is a pony slaystation.
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Gaming Console One Liners
Which gaming console one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gaming console? I can suggest the ones about game controller and gaming chair.
- What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
- What's a cop's favorite game console? A Wii U
- What do you call a gaming console that used to be yours? An ex box
- What is French people's favorite gaming console ? The "Oui" ! (Wii)
- Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They don't have anti-aliasing
- What are the French's favorite gaming console The oui
- What's the chicken's favorite gaming console? The X-bawks!
- What's the favorite game console for Japanese priests? PlayStation
- Why did the game console leave her husband? He was trying to controller
- Which gaming console is preferred by most fruits? The kiwii.
- What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN
- I bought a new console today It was a total game changer.
- What do you call a Mexican gaming console? An Xbox Juan
- What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69
- Call of Duty should make a game about the greatest war of all time the console war
Gaming Console Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about gaming console you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sony playstation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gaming console pranks.
What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?
Wednesday
What's Obama's favorite game console?
"The Xbox One"
What is a firefighter's favorite video game console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
HINT: Say it outloud
What video game console can you not be upset while playing?
The Nomad
Why are Valve's game consoles so obsolete?
Because, they're steam powered.
What's a golfer's favourite games console?
A PS FOUR!
What game console does Harry Potter have?
A Hex Box.
What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console?
The Ex-Box
Why did the console player cross the road?
To get the game 6 months earlier
What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console?
Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
Take me down to the console city
Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty.
How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter?
Nate DS
Kids these days
Kids these days are so lucky getting computers and game consoles for Christmas. When I was a kid my mom had to cut holes in my pockets that way I had something to play with
I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why
"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"
What's Adrian Peterson's favorite video game console?
Nintendo Switch
What is Drake's favourite part of a video game console?
The controller
Why doesn't Tumblr like any games consoles?
Because they're just not PC
Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.
Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.
I was playing grand theft auto 5 when all of a sudden it crashes and an error message pops up
It read unfortunately the game is corrupted and the data will be deleted feeling sad and annoying with my 100s of hours lost I looked up online as to why it happened. I found a guide that said if you restart the game on the same console and go to the nearest garage and talk to the guy who's working on the car it can fix it. I did just that and it restored my old saves!
Thank god for that game mechanic
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If i get 20 000 upvotes I'll buy a gaming console
And consoles s**....
what do you call a person obsessed with japanese gaming consoles?
A Wiib.
Don't touch my mustache.
What is a swingers favorite gaming console?
The Switch
What do you call a game console painted green?
A Shrexbox
Why are console players bad at hunting games?
Their consoles can't render the models at far away
What is a jews favorite gaming console?
Auschwitz
Mobile-Update
Tablet-Update
Laptop-Update
Tv-update
Gaming console- Update
Somehow I'm afraid to plug in the iron.
A game console is seen rushing to an emergency...
*WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU*
What is a cops favorite video game console?
A Wii U!
They like it so much they make their cars sirens sound like it.... Wii u Wii u Wii u Wii u
Soulja Boy may be facing 20 years in prison for selling a console with counterfeit games
It'll be the first time a mumble rapper completes a sentence.
How many soulja boys does it take to make a soulja man?
A game console
Which game console can the entire population of French agree on using?
The Nintendo Oui^(TM).
FBI open up!!!
So why did the games console get put on the FBI watch list?
Because it kept getting turned on by kids.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."