The Best 65 Games Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Games jokes. There are some games playoff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these games game warden puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Games Jokes and Puns

I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."



He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard

He's inconsolable

The McDonalds

When I was 8 I brought in my tomogatchi (**ignore spelling**) to a McDonald's. my family sat down to eat and I saw this girl with a tomogatchi too. She stares at me then goes into the bathroom. I wait a minute then follow her in. She was waiting for me. We linked our games and had tomogatchi babies together.

Still to this day, the most sexual thing I have ever done.

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Three men shipwreck on an island known for cannibals.

As they wander the jungle they are captured by these cannibals and put in a cage. The biggest and ugliest cannibal approaches the cage and says
"Now we're fun loving cannibals and we like to play games. We'll give you a chance to escape for our amusement, with one item of your choice. If you get to the beach, then you'll be taken back to society. If you fail we shall kill you, skin you, eat you, and turn you into a canoe. Good luck."
The first man wants to go the traditional route and chooses a gun. As he runs to the beach, he runs out of ammo and the cannibals catch him, skin him, eat him, and turn him into a canoe.
The second man asks for a horse. They begrudgingly give him their only horse, and he rides towards the beach, but the cannibals spear him off the horse and skin him, eat him, and turn him into a canoe.
The third man asks for a fork. The cannibals give him a funny look and fetch him a fork. The man begins to stab himself all over. The cannibals ask him why he's making their job easier and he yells
"Try and make a canoe out of me now!"


Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.

As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's rΓ©sumΓ© and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.

He turns the rΓ©sumΓ© over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your rΓ©sumΓ©?"

The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . .

If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine.

Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say

"Was it all fun and games up until that point?"

I started playing water polo the other day

It was all fun and games until my horse drowned

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EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...

Act now and for just $49.99 you too can experience the intensity and originality of this punchline!

$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today

Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.

Why doesn't Jesus play first-person shooter games?

It takes him 3 days to respawn.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Games joke, My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much...

During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.

He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.

It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.

The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.

After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.

The surgeon replied, "Fortunately, no. It was B9."

All these video games with epic orchestral music scores.

Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

The Trump Years in a Nutshell

2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"


My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games...

...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

I spent too much money on video games this month.

All of my savings have gone up in Steam.

Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games

Your main task is get pass the boss.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live

We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

Guy goes to a ballgame...

...finds his seat and sees an elderly fellow in the next row with an empty seat beside him. They get to chatting and he asks if the seat is taken:

"Not anymore. My wife and I used to go to all the games together, but she died. This is the first game I've been to since!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry. Couldn't you give the ticket to a friend, or a family member?"

"Nah. They're all at the funeral."

The wife phoned me and said, "You better come to the hospital. My mother hasn't got long to live!"

I replied, "But it's March Madness! All the basketball games are important!"

She said, "Record it and watch it later."

You should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital with the camcorder and the tripod…

Games joke, The wife phoned me and said, "You better come to the hospital. My mother hasn't got long to live!"

Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.

For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

Why does Jesus hates playing video games?

Because it takes him three days to respawn.

Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."

Boyfriend: "Why?"

Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."

Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."

All Credit goes to my friend


Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

I hate sidescrolling games on pc where you can only run to the right side

It's d-pressing.

A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"

"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

I went to a party and all the party games were dreadful, they resorted to the Limbo for entertainment

Like seriously, how low can you go?

If people went shopping like they do in RPG games, shop owners would be rich

"I'll take 99 boxes of Tylenol, 99 tetanus shots, 99 vials of clear eyes, and what's in that little box over there? screw it -I'll take 99 of them as well."

"Very good sir, may I ask what you will be using these for?"

"Who says I'm gonna use them?"


Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until

You realize you're a healthy young man

I went for a job interview at EA Games today.

The interviewer said to me, The second part of your resume is missing.

I said, For the second part, you have to pay $20.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's father noticed that Johnny was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate Little Johnny into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, his father said, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

Little Johnny replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".ο»Ώ

My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games.

Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

I don't like sidescrolling games on pc...

most of the time it's just d-pressing.

People are complaining that games are too short but

New Battlefront has 4500 hours of gameplay and people are still complaining!

What do Jewish people and basketball games have in common?

The tip off.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Games

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

I know a friend who keeps stealing board games...

He's such a risk taker

Telltale games is closing down.

'No matter what choices were made the outcome was going to be the same' said a spokesman

Telltale Games will shut down...

*Fans will remember that*

Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games?

All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.

Complex numbers are all fun and games...

Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.

If video games make children more violent...

why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

Are you guys interested in going out? Maybe getting some drinks? Hanging out? Playing games?

Asking for a friend.

My friend keeps beating kids in games

It's fine and all except the game is "Who punches harder?"

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"

"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"

A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"

The kid ignores him.

"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"

The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."

"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

They won't be serving beer for the rest of the year at Chicago Cubs baseball games.

They lost the opener.

As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.

Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.

Nintendo recently found a truck that was stolen in 2015 and all the Wii games were still in the trailer.

They released them for sale at only $59.99.

How do amputees win video games?

Single-handedly

Why does nobody like playing FPS games with Boy Scouts?

Because they're good at camping.


(Credit goes to the Scout's Life magazine I got today for making one of the worst scout jokes I've ever seen.)

Dating in 2020's is like video games lootboxs

You don't know what you are getting unless you pay enough money and discover later on

Why did EA games management cross the road

If you wanna find out, please buy the Punchline dlc for 49.99$ or have a chance to get it from a loot box for 2.99$ each

My 12 year old just told me a joke

He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.

Bills

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much. The twenty answered, I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you? The one dollar bill said, You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.

Dracula got mad at Frankenstein while they were playing fighting games.

"He vouldn't stop doing the mash!"

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