Gamers Jokes
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Short gamers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gamers humour may include short chess jokes also.
- What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"
- I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever! Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!
- Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games. He knows how to properly use the royal Wii.
- Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"
Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW" - As a gamer I find it strange that Biden was declared the winner... Trump had way more kills
- What's the difference between a slug and a gamer? A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
- What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x.
- My pet fish is a gamer His favorite game is cod
(this is my first post on here please be nice) - What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder Lag
- What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep? One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
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Gamers One Liners
Which gamers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gamers? I can suggest the ones about rugby and sims.
- Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.
- Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers.
- Why are PC gamers always so sad? Because they can't console each other.
- Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger.
- The average person has s**... 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
- American politicians must be console gamers So many of them rant about being anti-PC
- Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying? He refused to be consoled.
- You know why all elephants are console gamers? 'Cause they're afraid of the mouse
- A Gamers perspective of Reality. Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
- How Do You Know Someone Is A PC Gamer? You don't, they tell you.
- Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary? There was too many frames.
- Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping
- Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They don't have anti-aliasing
- Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping
- What does a gamer say when he get married? GG.
Hilarious Gamers Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about gamers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lag jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gamers pranks.
What is a gamers favorite place to visit?
Your mom's house.
Sunblock.
AdBlock is sunblock for PC Gamers.
Gamers vs Feminists
Because gamers are obsessed with Chrono Trigger discussion, feminists decided to kill Crono.
For gamers of a certain age
Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?
He never got no respec.
Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...
but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross
Gamers are like hurricanes
The bigger they get, the saltier they are.
Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group
I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe
PC gamers don't take hot showers.
They take Steam-y ones.
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r**... Gamers
A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week.
92% said "your mum"
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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?
They're afraid of getting owned
How do gamers defend themselves?
With LAN Mines.
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Why are gamers bad in bed?
They are always trying to beat their best time.
A group of gamers try to walk into a bar
*use wall hack*
What do you call gamers who play games from Bethesda?
Beta testers.
So EA decided that after buying a game, gamers still need to pay money or grind for characters...
...That's it. That's the joke.
Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.
Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.
All gamers are bilingual...
They speak both English and Profanity.
Gamers with small TVs be like, I can't see! Gamers with big tvs be like, I can't see!
Do you know why EA leeches as much money as they can off of gamers?
It gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Sea of Thieves
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What can we do with the ripped off players,
What will we do to protect the gamers,
EARLY ACCESS WARNING!
Cr
A French internet cafe had to cancel a CS:GO tournament it was supposed to host, after someone stole all the baked goods.
The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.
[OC] What district of LA do all the best online gamers live in?
10 C.
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Why did your mom go to jail?
For having s**... with all the underage online 12 year old gamers =\ p**...
How do gamers greet each other?
"Halo"
Little kids are always trying to get free Robux.
But they aren't true gamers.
True gamers know about the Inspect Element hack that gets you 99999999 Robux.
Bethesda: [Speech 50] This is a canvas bag! Gamers: Speech check failed.
Bethesda: Loads old save.
Why do amateur gamers always lose battles?
They don't have enough Intel.
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Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers
Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".
Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."
Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."
Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."
Excuse #1: "I swear the update caused that c**...."
Why are EU gamers so serious about what they do?
Because they can't be memers
What's a pirate gamers favorite thing?
ArrRGB
Why are good gamers so fat?
Because they can't be carried
What do pornstars and gamers have in common?
They both aim for the head
