gamer Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious gamer puns

What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?

"Wow, lol"

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Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

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Why did the console gamer cross the road

To render the other side

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I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!

Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Why are PC gamers always so sad?

Because they can't console each other.

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why are gamers bad in bed?

They are always trying to beat their best time.

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Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the building

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Why did the console gamer cross the road?

Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street.

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A Gamer Just Died.

And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.

After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they are.

"Oh those are Konami Reps." He says.

"What are they doing here" asks the girlfriend.

"They're the ones lowering him into the grave."

"Why would they do that?"

"Cause they're great at letting people down."

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A Gamers perspective of Reality.

Great graphics, terrible gameplay.

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How Do You Know Someone Is A PC Gamer?

You don't, they tell you.

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Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary?

There was too many frames.

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Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ?

Because he's morbidly obese

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Why do gamers say "get shit on"?

Because they rectum

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What's the difference between a abusive father and a Korean gamer?

Only one will stop beating you

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Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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Who's a gamers favourite Asian

Lo Ping

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What do you call a gamer girl on her period?

Red ring of death.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder

Lag

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What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep?

One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.

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Two gamers are playing Call of Duty...

Okay now that i know no girls will read this, I've got red spots all over my balls. What could this be and should i see a doctor?

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What did one gamer do to the other gamer after he lost?

Consoled him

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn't find another

They were not on the same level.

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Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?

It was exclusive.

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How do gamer guys pee?

Spray and Pray or split-stream

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope?

360 NO POPE!!!!

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PC gamers don't take hot showers.

They take Steam-y ones.

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