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GG.
The call of Doodie.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
You must construct additional pylons.
-said every pc gamer
Your mom's house.
"Wow, lol"
He hates camping
Because gamers are obsessed with Chrono Trigger discussion, feminists decided to kill Crono.
...only to buy a free drink for 60$
To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob
360 NO POPE!!!!
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He died for his Sims.
Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?
He never got no respec.
but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross
Too many frames.
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
The bigger they get, the saltier they are.
He was pushing the right trigger.
Red ring of death.
Ask them if they play league.
One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
They take Steam-y ones.
Lo Ping
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
To render the other side
Buy the DLC to find out
Because they're micro-soft
Said no gamer ever.
Ask them what HP means.
To render the rest of the buildings
A bar popped up.
An Asthma attack.
He said "1920 x 1200"
Too many incompatible drivers.
3840x2160
There were too many frames
They both have problems finding x.
There was too many frames.
Consoled him
You don't, they tell you.
Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
I play Clash of Clans
Because he's morbidly obese
With LAN Mines.
They are always trying to beat their best time.
They were not on the same level.
A wii-tard
Because they can't console each other.
Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!
Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.
They speak both English and Profanity.
The average gamer has memory for about 24 hours
Only one will stop beating you
Masterbeta
His pointer finger.
A Try-Hard
It was exclusive.
Spray and Pray or split-stream
Lag
After respawning he went to the next level.
At least condoms never run out of stock, though.
A bored gamer.
Well duh, who else would marry him
The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.
Everyone rejoiced.
Don't worry, they'll make sure you know.
You took blunt damage!!!
An inclination of 1080p swearing.
He should see my new mouse pad.
Spaghottem bois.
Because they can't be memers
It was a first-person shooter.
said I always tried to controller
Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"
Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"
He refused to be consoled.
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Gamer Zombies: GAMMMMESSS!!
Depressed Zombies: PAINNNNSSS!!
Batman Zombie: BANNNNEEE!!
Trump had way more kills
A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
I get bullied at school.
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