"Wow, lol"
Too many frames.
To render the other side
Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!
Buy the DLC to find out
Too many incompatible drivers.
Because they can't console each other.
He was pushing the right trigger.
They are always trying to beat their best time.
To render the building
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street.
And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.
After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they are.
"Oh those are Konami Reps." He says.
"What are they doing here" asks the girlfriend.
"They're the ones lowering him into the grave."
"Why would they do that?"
"Cause they're great at letting people down."
Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
You don't, they tell you.
There was too many frames.
Because he's morbidly obese
Because they rectum
He hates camping
Only one will stop beating you
To render the other side.
Lo Ping
Red ring of death.
They both have problems finding x.
Lag
One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
Okay now that i know no girls will read this, I've got red spots all over my balls. What could this be and should i see a doctor?
Consoled him
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Ask them if they play league.
They were not on the same level.
It was exclusive.
Spray and Pray or split-stream
An Asthma attack.
360 NO POPE!!!!
They take Steam-y ones.
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