The Best 81 Gamer Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Gamer jokes. There are some gamer yahtzee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gamer game puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Gamer Jokes and Puns
What does a gamer say when he get married?
GG.
What did the gamer hear that made him rush to the bathroom?
The call of Doodie.
Why did the gamer start working out?
He wanted to finally get respecced.
What did the gamer say to his wife after her miscarriage?
You must construct additional pylons.
"WDASDWwAdWwda"
-said every pc gamer
What is a gamers favorite place to visit?
Your mom's house.
What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?
"Wow, lol"
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?
He hates camping
Gamers vs Feminists
Because gamers are obsessed with Chrono Trigger discussion, feminists decided to kill Crono.
A console gamer walks into a bar...
...only to buy a free drink for 60$
To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob
What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope?
360 NO POPE!!!!
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Jesus Christ was a very dedicated gamer
He died for his Sims.
For gamers of a certain age
Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?
He never got no respec.
Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...
but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?
Too many frames.
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street.
Which 4 champions in League of Legends does a tumble gamer hates?
What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Gamers are like hurricanes
The bigger they get, the saltier they are.
Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?
He was pushing the right trigger.
What do you call a gamer girl on her period?
Red ring of death.
How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?
Ask them if they play league.
What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep?
One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
PC gamers don't take hot showers.
They take Steam-y ones.
Who's a gamers favourite Asian
Lo Ping
What's the worst part about working with a gamer?
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Why did the console gamer cross the road
To render the other side
Why did the gamer cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out
Why don't pc gamers get laid
Because they're micro-soft
"You don't have to press the buttons harder to go faster"
Said no gamer ever.
How do you tell a gamer from a car mechanic?
Ask them what HP means.
Why did the console gamer cross the street?
To render the rest of the buildings
A console gamer was walking in the street
A bar popped up.
What is it called when a gamer fights someone?
An Asthma attack.
Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is.
He said "1920 x 1200"
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
What is every gamers New Years Resolution?
3840x2160
Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery
There were too many frames
What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?
They both have problems finding x.
Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary?
There was too many frames.
What did one gamer do to the other gamer after he lost?
Consoled him
How Do You Know Someone Is A PC Gamer?
You don't, they tell you.
A Gamers perspective of Reality.
Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
I am a gamer.
I play Clash of Clans
Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ?
Because he's morbidly obese
How do gamers defend themselves?
With LAN Mines.
Why are gamers bad in bed?
They are always trying to beat their best time.
A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn't find another
They were not on the same level.
What do you call a dumb gamer?
A wii-tard
Why are PC gamers always so sad?
Because they can't console each other.
I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!
Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!
Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.
Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.
All gamers are bilingual...
They speak both English and Profanity.
Gamers with small TVs be like, I can't see! Gamers with big tvs be like, I can't see!
A Goldfish has memory for up to 5 months
The average gamer has memory for about 24 hours
What's the difference between a abusive father and a Korean gamer?
Only one will stop beating you
What do you call a gamer who is the best at new games?
Masterbeta
What is the most depressing thing about a pc gamer...
His pointer finger.
What do you call a gamer with erectile disfunction?
A Try-Hard
Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?
It was exclusive.
How do gamer guys pee?
Spray and Pray or split-stream
What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder
Lag
Jesus was a gamer.
After respawning he went to the next level.
My town has the biggest gamer population out of everywhere I know. You visit the one shop in town and there's always gamers talking about video games.
At least condoms never run out of stock, though.
What do you call someone who's tired of playing monopoly?
A bored gamer.
My board gamer friend said I love Settlers
Well duh, who else would marry him
What hymn did the snarky gamer suggest for Sunday mass?
The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.
Everyone rejoiced.
How do you know if a PC Gamer has a 1080ti?
Don't worry, they'll make sure you know.
What does a gamer say to the stoner after he got his head hit by a rock?
You took blunt damage!!!
What do you call an instigated angry gamer?
An inclination of 1080p swearing.
Told my PC gamer friend that I bought a home for my rodent.
He should see my new mouse pad.
What did the gamer eating pasta say?
Spaghottem bois.
Why are EU gamers so serious about what they do?
Because they can't be memers
Did you hear about the gamer who commit suicide while playing?
It was a first-person shooter.
My gamer girlfriend just left me...
said I always tried to controller
Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games
Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"
Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"
Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?
He refused to be consoled.
During a zombie apocalypse
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Gamer Zombies: GAMMMMESSS!!
Depressed Zombies: PAINNNNSSS!!
Batman Zombie: BANNNNEEE!!
As a gamer I find it strange that Biden was declared the winner...
Trump had way more kills
What's the difference between a slug and a gamer?
A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. Players get chicks.
I get bullied at school.
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