The Best 35 Game Show Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Game Show jokes. There are some game show show jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these game show gameshow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Game Show Jokes and Puns

Bag limit.

A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
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"What fish?"

When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...

it's called gluten tag.

I'll show myself out.

A story about a Redneck and a Game Warden.

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Georgia as he started to leave a lake well known for it's fish.
The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"
"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man.
I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

Fun Super Bowl Game:

Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.

A guy buys a golf course...

It's doing well, but maintenance costs are killing him, so he decides to build 3 robots. They're instantly doing 10 times the work of humans, & he's happy. One day the club pro is teeing off in a money game & gets blinded by the glare from a robot. Its not the first time, & he tells the owner he must fix this issue. He thinks about it, & decides to simply paint the robots black. So the next day two of them don't show up for work & the third one robs the pro shop.


A professor was teaching a class of hyperintelligent youngsters on Game Theory

"To get an A in the test tomorrow your score will have to be as close as possible to 2/3s of the average score of the class."

Afterwards everyone signed up for the test.

The test was the next day.

No one showed up.

While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin

But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.

Yo mama's so fat

Her favorite game show is Wheel of Four Chins.

Theresa May to host new game show!

Neither Deal Nor No Deal

Justin Bieber is on a game show...

He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"

There is a game show where the person who pees the farthest wins. Guess the name of the game show.

" Urine It To Win It "

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What is a pickle's favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill

A teenager and his friend are sitting together, playing a game

The teenager asked his friend, "why do people type 'f' whenever something tragic happens on the internet?" His friend says, "people sometimes press 'f' to show respect." The teenager says, "well then, f you." His friend smiles and says, "f you too, man."

What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show?

Tic-Tac-D'oh

I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019

I hate when TV shows dragon too long.

What game should you play on the first date?

Jenga, so you can show her how strong your pullout game is

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

Congrats! You're on the new game show, Serbia or Suburbia!

Contestant #1, who drinks vodka immediately when they get off work, because their country is falling apart?

My girlfriend left because I treated our relationship like a game show...

Oh well, she was a worthy contestant.


A Welshman enters a game show....

A Welshman enters a game show, and he is given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, sheeps.
He chooses door # 1 and the host opens door #3 to reveal a sheep behind it.
The host askes, "Do you want to change your choice?"
To which the man replies, "Nay, I'm good."

A friend of mine hosted a party to help him get over his girl friend dumping him.

Three of us showed up. I brought a deck of cards,and suggested we play a game.

He refused, saying we needed to wait for atleast one more person to show up.

No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. He hated four play.

Hear about the Jewish Game show?

The Price is too high!

I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)

Hodor: Hodor!!!

Arnold: What door?

I made a time machine to travel back to the year 2001. You see my son had his first soccer game then, and I missed it only to show up 10 minutes after it ended.

When I go back to the past I'll tell myself that it isn't worth ditching work for and that the little dumbass loses the game anyways.

What do you call a psychoanalysis game show?

Family Freud

To decide the best tv show ever, I started comparing Game of Thrones & Breaking Bad for two hours

Finally it came down to The Wire

Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards Hitler's political party

It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

John Mulaney College game show joke

College was like a four-year game show called "Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?"

Your at a football game and two quarters go by

You see a marching band go out to perform

In a quick 30 seconds they make a T and a I and they run off the field.

You ask the band director, "why did you only spell out T and I?"

The band director replies, "it's a half time show, is it not?"

Never annoy someone with bird puns...

Cos Toucan play that game

(Am I egging y'all on?)
I get it... I'll show myself the eggsit

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?

One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible

It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

Game of Thrones will be coming later than expected in 2019.

I guess the television shows are closer in spirit to the books than we originally thought.

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