Game Show Host Jokes
14 game show host jokes and hilarious game show host puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about game show host that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Game Show Host Short Jokes
Short game show host jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The game show host humour may include short talk show host jokes also.
- What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?
- What do you call a c**... Chef, a pro pool player, a white guy, a cell phone store employee, a game show host, a military recruiter, a plate of food, and a led blimp? (Now read it backwards)
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Game Show Host One Liners
Which game show host one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with game show host? I can suggest the ones about game show and radio host.
- Theresa May to host new game show! Neither Deal Nor No Deal
- Why did the game show host's tire pop? It was the wheel of misfortune!
- Why doesn't Alex Trebek want to host another game show? Because his life is in Jeopardy
Game Show Host Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about game show host you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean house guest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make game show host pranks.
A Welshman enters a game show....
A Welshman enters a game show, and he is given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, sheeps.
He chooses door # 1 and the host opens door #3 to reveal a sheep behind it.
The host askes, "Do you want to change your choice?"
To which the man replies, "Nay, I'm good."
A friend of mine hosted a party to help him get over his girl friend dumping him.
Three of us showed up. I brought a deck of cards,and suggested we play a game.
He refused, saying we needed to wait for atleast one more person to show up.
No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. He hated four play.
Three men - one blind, one deaf, one dumb - participate in a game show...
The blind man is shown a map with a marker and asked to name the exact place it is pointing to. Being blind though, he is well versed in Braille, so he begins feeling the map with his hands and after a few seconds says "Grenoble, France".
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Blind", says the host.
The deaf man is played a particular song and asked to identify its singer. Being deaf though, he is a keen observer and lip-reader. He notices one of the people in the audience singing along with the song, reads their lip, and says, "Stand Tall, by Burton Cummings."
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Deaf", says the host.
Finally, the dumb man is asked to spell "Mississippi". After thinking for a few seconds, he says, "M-R-S. S-I-P-P-Y".
Blonde Joke 2.0
There was a game show featuring 2 contestants: a blonde mother and a blonde daughter.
The game show revolves around the fact that the daughter must be able to answer the question, with only 1 attempt.
The host then asks the daughter.
"What is 2 x 7?"
The daughter quickly replies;
"12!"
The host looks at both the mother and daughter and yells
"INCORRECT, SO SORRY!"
The mother then quickly shots
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE MY DAUGHTER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The host then agrees (to stop the staggering from the mother) and then re asks the daughter the same question!
The daughter then finally answers:
"14"
And before the host can congratulate the daughter, the mother shouts
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, PLEASE GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE"
A game show host is talking to a rabbit
The host looks at his question card. "Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?"
"Twelve", replied the rabbit.
"That's correct! Now for question 2: What is 56 minus 37?"
The rabbit thought for a moment. "Nineteen"
"That's correct! Okay, now here is your grand prize question: How much is 1,297 times 142?"
And without skipping a beat, the rabbit immediately replied, "184,174, what else?"
The host is surprised. "That's correct! But tell me, how did you get the final answer so quickly?"
"Oh, that's easy," said the rabbit. "If there's one thing us rabbits can do, it's multiply!"
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.
One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."