Game Of Thrones Jokes
101 game of thrones jokes and hilarious game of thrones puns to laugh out loud. Read celebrity jokes about game of thrones that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Game Of Thrones Short Jokes
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- What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
- How many Game of Thrones seasons does it take to change a lightbulb? Eight, if you want to screw it completely.
- What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
- What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs
- Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
- Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
- What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common? They're more realistic than The Bachelor.
- David Benioff and Dan Weiss wrote this joke for the loyal viewers of the Game of Thrones series Season 8
- What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
- Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence. "Icey dead people"
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Game Of Thrones One Liners
Which game of thrones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with game of thrones? I can suggest the ones about hunger games and tyrion lannister.
- My crush said I'm like a brother to her Lucky she likes game of thrones
- Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
He is Hodorless - Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.
- Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
- What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.
- I wanted to read more Now I watch game of thrones with the subtitles on
- 2020 is starting to feel like... The game of thrones series finale we deserve
- What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.
- What do you call musical chairs with toilets? Game of Thrones
- What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.
- Why doesn't Napoleon watch Game of Thrones? Because Winter is Coming
- So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019 They're really dragon it out
- What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones? Luftsansa
- Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system Bran
- What did the guy who finished watching Game of Thrones say? My watch has ended
Ridiculous Game Of Thrones Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about game of thrones you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean board game jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make game of thrones pranks.
Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Arya who?"
"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"
I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.
Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card?
It's for my sister.
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The other day I started watching Game of Thrones
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, m**..., decapitation, gore, s**..., gay s**..., midget s**..., prostitution, r**..., paedophilia, i**... and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
The science behind Pedro Pascal.
After finishing the latest Game of Thrones episode, I started to question Pascal's wager; how many kiloPascals does it take to crush a Pascal?
I have invented a new game.
You lock yourself and 9 other friends in a house that has 2 bathrooms. You all then take a load of laxative and fight over the toilets.
I call it 'Game Of Thrones'
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Games of thrones has more __ than a __
i**..., r**... wedding
Fill in the blanks with your best joke!
Game of Thrones
Q: What's the name of Hodor's cat?
> A: Hodor
Q: Why did Hodor cross the road?
> A: Hodor
Q: How many Hodors does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
> A: Hodor
Q: What's the title of Hodor's favorite book?
> A: Hodor
Q: Why wasn't Hodor invited to the party?
> A: Hodor
"Hodor"
"Who's there?"
"Hodor"
"Hodor who?"
"Hodor"
Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth
Watching "Game of Thrones" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming...
I told my friend a joke about last night's Game of Thrones episode..
He agreed it was well done.
Game of thrones finale joke. Spoiler.
Poor Jon snow. But it must have been a nice watch.
This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy
Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin
What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant..
and say: "Table for one, please."
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What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the s**... door?
Hodor.
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LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have s**... if there is a risk of being overheard.
Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season.
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p**... is just like Game of Thrones.
You either win or you die.
What was the general fan reaction to last night's Game Of Thrones?
Nooooodor. :(
I can't believe how much I cried after that recent episode of the Game of Thrones!
"*There will be no walk of atonement."*
Sigh.
I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones
(SPOILERS EVERTHING)
*Spoiler* Game of thrones spoiler.
It's scripted and dragons are not real.
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I just saw Betty White t**... in "Game of Thrones"
now I know why she won a "sag" award.
Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly… (spoilers)
I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast.
[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?
Arya Stark?
In Game of Thrones, Ygritte always said how much she hated the night's watch......
boy did she eat crow.
What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones?
One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead
I watch Game Of Thrones Religiously
I believe it happened cause it says so in the books.
Game of Thrones
Where do the watchers on the wall go to get drunk?
Crowbar
What gets off the more than anything else in game of thrones
Winter, it's always coming
I asked my blind wife what she thought about the first Game of Thrones book...
She said it was 'braillent'.
What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones?
Icy dead people
Peter Dinklage gets wallet stolen at 'Game of Thrones' premiere
How could anyone stoop so low?
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The wife said she wanted to do some Game of Thrones role-playing tonight...
She strapped our kid to my back and made me hold the door while she m**... to Kit Harington.
Game of Thrones is really getting out of hand...
Even websites are dying in the new season.
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Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the s**....
Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.
Game of thrones actors numbers leaked online
Someone called Kit Harrington...
"Hello, who's this?!"
"It's Ben."
"Ben who..?!?"
"Ben-d knee."
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We've seen a lot of n**... on Game of Thrones
I think tonight might be the first night we have ever seen a Dickon fire though
Game of Thrones Spoiler Joke
I heard the Night King just got a hold of one rarest YuGiOh cards
People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...
But I thought amy winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.
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[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite s**... position?
Lannister style
What did you think of the Game of Thrones season finale?
I thought it was auntie-climactic.
[Game of Thrones] If you give Littlefinger two choices...
He'll always prefer the ladder
Another Monday morning of people on the Internet screaming about what other people can or can't say.
I wish these Game if Thrones spoilers would stop.
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Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended:
Bit of an auntie c**... don't you think?
I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)
Hodor: Hodor!!!
Arnold: What door?
My friend asked me to teach blood relations for aptitude test.........
I told him to watch game of thrones and figure it out the family trees
To decide the best tv show ever, I started comparing Game of Thrones & Breaking Bad for two hours
Finally it came down to The Wire
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People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of i**......
...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs
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With the likes of Game of Thrones and Westworld on HBO
There is going to be a generation of teens getting an e**... just by listening to HBO's intro static.
I feel sorry for Jorah in Game Of Thrones
He clearly loves Daenerys, but she just isn't one to savour the Mormont.
Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble?
Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.
Game of Thrones will be coming later than expected in 2019.
I guess the television shows are closer in spirit to the books than we originally thought.
Why can't HBO's Game of Thrones have an official Twitter account?
Because they'd be limited to only 280 characters.
Why did Kellogg's marking group team up with HBO before the release of the final season of Game of Thrones?
They're Raisin Bran awareness.
Christmas Is Coming.
The older you get, the more this sounds like a Game Of Thrones quote.
I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019
I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
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My girlfriend didn't want to have s**... while we watched Game of Thrones.
So I just gave her a little finger.
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Where do the Game of Thrones characters go to get their clothing pressed?
The Iron Islands.
...I'm so sorry, I've been re-watching the entire series in preparation for April and this s**... joke popped into my head after my Mum bought a new iron :3
I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend,
Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.
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If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?
m**....
The guy who played "The Mountain" from Game of Thrones is 50% of a Norse god.
He's Hafthor.
