The Best 86 Game Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Game jokes. There are some game gamer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these game jose at the game puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Game Jokes and Puns

R Kelly is really changing the rap game



He takes the art out of rap artist

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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nsfw Wife's New Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."

Game joke, nsfw Wife's New Panties

Bag limit.

A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
...
"What fish?"

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.


What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday

it was a risk I was willing to take

Game joke, I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday

Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

A woman is out playing golf...

...and she gets stung by a bee. It's annoying, but she finishes her game. Afterwards, she's having a drink in the clubhouse and mentions to one of the golf pros hanging out there what happened.

"Oh that's too bad," he says. "Where did you get stung?"

"Right between the first and second hole," she tells him.

"Hmmm," he says, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game?

It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.

You can tell monopoly's an old game...

...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

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What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?

"Wow, lol"

I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release

It was destiny

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved."

I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.

She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.

I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

Mein Kraft.

Game joke, What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

I like Ouija boards

It's the only game I can still play with grandma.

When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...

it's called gluten tag.

I'll show myself out.

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the condom and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"


Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game

Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

30 people walk into a bar

This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen

I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape

She said no

I said that's the spirit

A Mexican man was visiting America.

He wanted to go to a genuine American baseball game so that when he went home, he could tell his family all about it, but when he got there the game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.

"What happened?" asked his family.

"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"

What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

I had an idea for a fighting game..

But turns out, it was tekken

Election Day Drinking Game:

Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

So, I just tried a new drinking game.

I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.

Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.

A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.

"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.

"What?" says the woman.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...

...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'

The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'

The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and suck mommy's cock'.

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

Guy goes to a ballgame...

...finds his seat and sees an elderly fellow in the next row with an empty seat beside him. They get to chatting and he asks if the seat is taken:

"Not anymore. My wife and I used to go to all the games together, but she died. This is the first game I've been to since!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry. Couldn't you give the ticket to a friend, or a family member?"

"Nah. They're all at the funeral."

My first time having sex was alot like my first football game

It was painful, it was tiring

But at least my dad came

Two guys in a communal shower...

Guy1: You wanna play the rape game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!

Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

Why do Canadians always do it doggy-style?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines?

One has dragons and the other has drag-offs

Ebay needs to step their game up.

I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.

A marriage is a lot like a card game

In the beginning there's two hearts and a diamond but by the end you're looking for a club and a spade.

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.

It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

My son wanted me to buy him GTA

When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"

He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf

I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.

Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.

Me: I want 2 die.

Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.

Me: I want 2 die alone.

Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the sex.

Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.

What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player?

Lo Ping

20 men walk into a bar

Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...

...bugs.

What's a Communist's favorite video game?

*Don't Starve*

Why are PC gamers always so sad?

Because they can't console each other.

I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!

Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!

What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?

Step 1: become a billionaire.

Step 2: buy an EA game.

My sex life is like a video game

Single Player.

Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?

The distillery.

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court

The game would be cancelled.

After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV.

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common?

All their Walkers are dead

Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court...

The game would likely be cancelled

How do Australians know who won the chess game?

They check, mate.

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

What Does EA Call A Patch?

Next year's game.

Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!

Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who?

What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava.

"Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game.

It's too weak.

What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other

Gluten tag

Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store

It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take

Why are Canadians so good at sports?

They always bring their eh game

You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.

Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?

Scientist 2: Br.

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."

"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling

What do you call the game Operation without the batteries?

Autopsy

You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.

Everytime he checks, you'll think he's won the game.

Wall Street execs to redditors:

"This isn't a game. Stop!"

Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ?

The ICU

What ruined Tiger Woods' golf career?

His driving game.

What game do fascists like to play?

Nahtzee.

An original

Two buddies are watching the game. One looks at the score and starts thinking.

"Should they go for 2? They're down 9, does the one point mean anything?"

"What am I, a mathist?" His buddy replies.

"It's *mathematician*.".

"What am I, a linguimatician?"

My wife told Me She wants a divorce because I take our marriage as a game.....

So I gave Her an UNO reverse card and now I am the one who wants a divorce.

What do you call a Donkey Kong game that is set during the Great Depression?

The Apes of Wrath

Two very old men of unimportant european nationality meet

While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?" (Soccer for our American friends)

The other says: "Who's playing?"

"Austria-Hungary", says the first.

"Against whom?"

I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage.

It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.

A football player was famished after a big game, so he ordered a large pizza.

The server asked him if he wanted it cut into 8 or 10 pieces. He said, "Just eight thanks, I'm hungry but I don't think I could eat ten."

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