Game Jokes

Following is our collection of rematch humor and gamer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Game puns for adults, dirty euchre jokes or clean jose at the game gags for kids.

There is an abundance of party games jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 79 funniest jokes on game. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any video game witze you can hear about game.

The Best jokes about Game

R Kelly is really changing the rap game





He takes the art out of rap artist

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

Ebay needs to step their game up.

I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.

She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.

I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.


What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.

"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.

"What?" says the woman.

Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store

It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday

it was a risk I was willing to take

What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?

"Wow, lol"


What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other

Gluten tag

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."

"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV.

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

You can tell monopoly's an old game...

...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

Two guys in a communal shower...

Guy1: You wanna play the rape game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!

"Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game.

It's too weak.

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved."

What's a Communist's favorite video game?

*Don't Starve*


You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.

It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!

Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who?

I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release

It was destiny

I had an idea for a fighting game..

But turns out, it was tekken

What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

Mein Kraft.

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game

Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Why do Canadians always do it doggy-style?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

A woman is out playing golf...

...and she gets stung by a bee. It's annoying, but she finishes her game. Afterwards, she's having a drink in the clubhouse and mentions to one of the golf pros hanging out there what happened.

"Oh that's too bad," he says. "Where did you get stung?"

"Right between the first and second hole," she tells him.

"Hmmm," he says, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

My first time having sex was alot like my first football game

It was painful, it was tiring

But at least my dad came

My sex life is like a video game

Single Player.

nsfw Wife's New Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."

Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the sex.

Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.

My son wanted me to buy him GTA

When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"

He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf

I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!

Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!

Election Day Drinking Game:

Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.


Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.


Me: I want 2 die.


Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.


Me: I want 2 die alone.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why are Canadians so good at sports?

They always bring their eh game

20 men walk into a bar

Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.

So, I just tried a new drinking game.

I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.


Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Two scientists are playing Minecraft.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.

Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?

Scientist 2: Br.

You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game?

It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.

A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...

...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'

The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'

The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and suck mommy's cock'.

What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava.

Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common?

All their Walkers are dead

How do Australians know who won the chess game?

They check, mate.

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court

The game would be cancelled.

What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player?

Lo Ping

A Mexican man was visiting America.

He wanted to go to a genuine American baseball game so that when he went home, he could tell his family all about it, but when he got there the game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.

"What happened?" asked his family.

"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"

Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?

The distillery.

What Does EA Call A Patch?

Next year's game.

Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court...

The game would likely be cancelled

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?

Step 1: become a billionaire.

Step 2: buy an EA game.

When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...

it's called gluten tag.


I'll show myself out.

After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...

...bugs.

Guy goes to a ballgame...

...finds his seat and sees an elderly fellow in the next row with an empty seat beside him. They get to chatting and he asks if the seat is taken:

"Not anymore. My wife and I used to go to all the games together, but she died. This is the first game I've been to since!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry. Couldn't you give the ticket to a friend, or a family member?"

"Nah. They're all at the funeral."

What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines?

One has dragons and the other has drag-offs

A marriage is a lot like a card game

In the beginning there's two hearts and a diamond but by the end you're looking for a club and a spade.

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the condom and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape

She said no


I said that's the spirit

I like Ouija boards

It's the only game I can still play with grandma.

30 people walk into a bar

This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen

Why are PC gamers always so sad?

Because they can't console each other.

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.

She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for Β£300 as long as you can say it in three words.' The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays Β£300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint…my….house.'

My friend told me a stupid bird pun.

I replied, "Toucan play at this game."

I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts.

Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0

caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend.

I caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend, whom I had known since preschool. I can't believe they'd do this to me.

Listen, I'm not a bad guy. I'll grant you that my wife was upset that I was always beating her, and my best friend? He was simply jealous of how much money and property I had.

At my wit's end, I was so angry that when I caught them, I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game?

England 8. Ethiopia didn't

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal...

...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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