Game Jokes
162 game jokes and hilarious game puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about game that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love playing games? Then you will love these hilarious and pun-filled jokes about all kinds of games- from squid game to board game, card game, mind game, and even gameplay. Laugh along at each joke and get ready for a rematch - whether it's on Madden or in real life.
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Funniest Game Short Jokes
Short game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The game humour may include short movie jokes also.
- My 12 year old just told me a joke He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.
- Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ? The ICU
- As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games. Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.
- What is the difference between game of thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
- I don't understand why they say hundreds of people lost in Squid Game. In the end, 45.6 billion won.
- Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take
- I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take
- After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
- Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until You realize you're a healthy young man
- You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
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Game One Liners
Which game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with game? I can suggest the ones about sports and scene.
- r kelly is really changing the rap game
He takes the art out of rap artist - Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.
- What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
- Telltale Games will shut down... *Fans will remember that*
- Wall Street execs to redditors: "This isn't a game. Stop!"
- What do they call the hunger games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.
- What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
- "Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game. It's too weak.
- What's a Communist's favorite video game? *Don't Starve*
- I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny
- I had an idea for a fighting game.. But turns out, it was tekken
- What is a Linux user's favorite game? sudo ku
- What ruined tiger Woods' golf career? His driving game.
- I tried to argue Skyrim was the best game ..but I was down voted to oblivion.
- What do you call the game Operation without the batteries? Autopsy
Video Game Jokes
Here is a list of funny video game jokes and even better video game puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
- I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in Steam.
- Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
- My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
- My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
- What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
- Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
- What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
- My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable
Board Game Jokes
Here is a list of funny board game jokes and even better board game puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... Sorry. We don't want any Trouble.
- I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma.
- What is Canada's national board game? Sorry
- I know a friend who keeps stealing board games... He's such a risk taker
- I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big.
- I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
- My wife told me that if i buy another board game she will dump me Maybe i shouldn't take that risk
- I found out my wife has been playing board games with another man. Turns out she's monopolyamorous.
- A man and his wife play a board game, the man beats her. Because she won.
- I'm a kleptomaniac with a proclivity for stealing strategy board games. I like to take Risks.
Game Of Thrones Jokes
Here is a list of funny game of thrones jokes and even better game of thrones puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many Game of Thrones seasons does it take to change a lightbulb? Eight, if you want to screw it completely.
- What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
- What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs
- Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
- My crush said I'm like a brother to her Lucky she likes game of thrones
- Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
He is Hodorless - Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.
- Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
- Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
- What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.
Game Show Jokes
Here is a list of funny game show jokes and even better game show puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.
- Theresa May to host new game show! Neither Deal Nor No Deal
- What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
- I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019 I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
- What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars.
- My girlfriend left because I treated our relationship like a game show... Oh well, she was a worthy contestant.
- Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!
- I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows) Hodor: Hodor!!!
Arnold: What door? - What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud
Squid Game Jokes
Here is a list of funny squid game jokes and even better squid game puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher. She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
Laughter Game Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean league jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make game pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
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n**... Wife's New p**...
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless p**... in an attempt to spice up her dead s**... life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless p**...?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
...
"What fish?"
New to Baseball
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?
Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.
What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?
Toucan play at that game
You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game?
It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.
New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot.
I call it the Ferguson
What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?
"Wow, lol"
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Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved."
I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.
She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.
I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.
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When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...
it's called gluten tag.
I'll show myself out.
I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts.
Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0
What is the worst time to have a heart attack?
During a game of charades
Crossing the Border
A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"
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Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage
So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the c**... and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"
Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game
Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot
What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?
Marco Polio
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I asked my wife if she was up for a game of r**...
She said no
I said that's the spirit
A Mexican man was visiting America.
He wanted to go to a genuine American baseball game so that when he went home, he could tell his family all about it, but when he got there the game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog
The bartender says, "No pets allowed." The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Browns game and you'll see. Whenever the Browns score, my dog does flips." The Browns keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Browns score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."
Election Day Drinking Game:
Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.
So, I just tried a new drinking game.
I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.
"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.
"What?" says the woman.
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.
It could have been a real game changer.
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A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...
...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'
The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'
The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and s**... mommy's c**...'.
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Guy goes to a ballgame...
...finds his seat and sees an elderly fellow in the next row with an empty seat beside him. They get to chatting and he asks if the seat is taken:
"Not anymore. My wife and I used to go to all the games together, but she died. This is the first game I've been to since!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Couldn't you give the ticket to a friend, or a family member?"
"Nah. They're all at the f**...."
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Two guys in a communal shower...
Guy1: You wanna play the r**... game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.
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Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.
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My son wanted me to buy him GTA
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
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Why are gamers bad in bed?
They are always trying to beat their best time.
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Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the s**....
Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.
Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game
Reasons are:
1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.
A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway.
That's the word on the street at least.
What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player?
Lo Ping
20 men walk into a bar
Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.
Why are PC gamers always so sad?
Because they can't console each other.
I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!
Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!
What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?
Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.
I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw...
No 1-1
Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?
The distillery.
The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court
The game would be cancelled.
Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game?
England 8. Ethiopia didn't
Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court...
The game would likely be cancelled
*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal...
...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.
How do Australians know who won the chess game?
They check, mate.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
What Does EA Call A Patch?
Next year's game.
Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!
Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who?
What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?
The floor is lava.
I taught my young daugther to switch out the discs in my PS4 for me.
It was a real game changer.
Why are Canadians so good at sports?
They always bring their eh game
Two scientists are playing Minecraft.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Br.
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God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and h**....
"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."
"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."
What's an Alabama girls favorite game?
Smash Bros!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
What .io game did people in the 1920s play
Pol.io
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You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.
Everytime he checks, you'll think he's won the game.
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Me: We did a guessing game
Mom: But I thought you had a math exam.
Me: That's right!
