Laughter Game Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
R Kelly is really changing the rap game
He takes the art out of rap artist
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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n**... Wife's New p**...
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless p**... in an attempt to spice up her dead s**... life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless p**...?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
...
"What fish?"
What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?
First person shooter.
What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday
it was a risk I was willing to take
Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?
Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.
A woman is out playing golf...
...and she gets stung by a bee. It's annoying, but she finishes her game. Afterwards, she's having a drink in the clubhouse and mentions to one of the golf pros hanging out there what happened.
"Oh that's too bad," he says. "Where did you get stung?"
"Right between the first and second hole," she tells him.
"Hmmm," he says, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."
You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game?
It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.
You can tell monopoly's an old game...
...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
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What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?
"Wow, lol"
I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release
It was destiny
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved."
I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.
She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.
I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.
What video game would Adolf h**... play?
Mein Kraft.
When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...
it's called gluten tag.
I'll show myself out.
Why did the gamer cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out
Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game
Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot
What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?
Marco Polio
A Mexican man was visiting America.
He wanted to go to a genuine American baseball game so that when he went home, he could tell his family all about it, but when he got there the game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
What's Adolf h**...'s favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I had an idea for a fighting game..
But turns out, it was tekken
Election Day Drinking Game:
Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.
So, I just tried a new drinking game.
I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.
"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.
"What?" says the woman.
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.
It could have been a real game changer.
A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...
...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'
The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'
The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and s**... mommy's c**...'.
What is a Linux user's favorite game?
sudo ku
My first time having s**... was alot like my first football game
It was painful, it was tiring
But at least my dad came
Two guys in a communal shower...
Guy1: You wanna play the r**... game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!
Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.
Why do Canadians always do it d**...?
So they can both watch the hockey game.
Ebay needs to step their game up.
I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.
Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.
My son wanted me to buy him GTA
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Board Game Shop
Me: I want a dice.
Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
Me: I want 2 die.
Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
Me: I want 2 die alone.
Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the s**....
Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.
What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player?
Lo Ping
20 men walk into a bar
Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.
TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...
...bugs.
What's a Communist's favorite video game?
*Don't Starve*
I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!
Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!
What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?
Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.
My s**... life is like a video game
Single Player.
Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?
The distillery.
The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court
The game would be cancelled.
After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV.
Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common?
All their Walkers are dead
Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court...
The game would likely be cancelled
How do Australians know who won the chess game?
They check, mate.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
What Does EA Call A Patch?
Next year's game.
Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!
Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who?
What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?
The floor is lava.
"Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game.
It's too weak.
What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other
Gluten tag
Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store
It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take
Why are Canadians so good at sports?
They always bring their eh game
You can tell Monopoly is an old game...
...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Br.
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and h**....
"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."
"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd
Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling
What do you call the game Operation without the batteries?
Autopsy
You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.
Everytime he checks, you'll think he's won the game.
Wall Street execs to redditors:
"This isn't a game. Stop!"
Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ?
The ICU
What ruined Tiger Woods' golf career?
His driving game.
British teenager Emma Raducanu has just won $2.5m by winning the US open final
Sadly she needed 2 band-aids and a bandage for a cut on her leg in the last game, so she still owes about $25k
I don't understand why they say hundreds of people lost in Squid Game.
In the end, 45.6 billion won.
I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.
She was tired of getting beaten all the time, and he was jealous of all my money and property. I was so upset when I found out, that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.
I tried to argue Skyrim was the best game
..but I was down voted to oblivion.
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
I already know what the score will be in the Super Bowl before the game even starts.
0-0
Have you heard about that new Zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves?
Search for the link below.
what is Amber Heard's favorite board game?
**SCATAGORIE**
My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans
I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"
How many Game of Thrones seasons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight, if you want to screw it completely.
My friend keeps trying to annoy me by using bird puns
But I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
Hands down, Pele was the greatest football player of all time.
Hands up, he'd be thrown out of the game as that's against the rules.
"This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said.
Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada.
I tried to wear a pheasant as a helmet
But I just couldn't seem to get my head in the game.
A man goes to see a psychologist...
The man tells the doctor that he has a recurring nightmare in which two teams of rats play football.
The doctor said: 'Take this pill, and tonight the nightmare is gone.'
'I can't do that.' The other one said.
'Why not?' The doctor asked, puzzled.
With a grin on his face, he said: 'The final game of the season is tonight.'
A man goes to see a psychologist..
'Doctor, I keep dreaming about two teams of rats dressed like humans that play football.'
'I see. Take this pill tonight, and the dream will be gone.'
'No, no. I can't do it tonight.'
'Why not?' Asked the puzzled doctor.
With a grin, the man said. 'Tonight's the final game of the season.'
The only game Chuck Norris has ever lost was Russian Roulette.
He's lost a few times, actually.
Scotsman at a Yankees game
So a Scotsman goes on vacation to NYC, and decides to take in a Yankees home game, as he didn't understand baseball and wanted to learn more.
So he settles into his seat and the game starts. In the top of the second inning, he sees the pitcher walk the batter.
The Scotsman, not understanding, stands up, shouting "RUN, MAN! RUN!!"
The man sitting in front of him turns around and says, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four b**...."
The Scotsman thinks about this for a moment, and then shouts "WALK WITH PRIDE, MAN! WALK WITH PRIDE!"
I got SO ANGRY at the game the other day, I slammed my mouse...
The pet race was kinda awkward after...
