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164 game jokes and hilarious game puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about game that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you love playing games? Then you will love these hilarious and pun-filled jokes about all kinds of games- from squid game to board game, card game, mind game, and even gameplay. Laugh along at each joke and get ready for a rematch - whether it's on Madden or in real life.

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Funniest Game Short Jokes

Short game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The game humour may include short playing jokes also.

  1. My 12 year old just told me a joke He said I've been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I'm only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.
  2. Ebay needs to step their game up. I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.
  3. Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ? The ICU
  4. As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games. Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.
  5. What is the difference between game of thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
  6. I don't understand why they say hundreds of people lost in Squid Game. In the end, 45.6 billion won.
  7. Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take
  8. I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take
  9. After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
  10. Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until You realize you're a healthy young man

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Game One Liners

Which game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with game? I can suggest the ones about played and movie.

  1. r kelly is really changing the rap game
    He takes the art out of rap artist
  2. Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.
  3. What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
  4. Telltale Games will shut down... *Fans will remember that*
  5. Wall Street execs to redditors: "This isn't a game. Stop!"
  6. What do they call the hunger games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.
  7. What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
  8. "Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game. It's too weak.
  9. What's a Communist's favorite video game? *Don't Starve*
  10. I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny
  11. I had an idea for a fighting game.. But turns out, it was tekken
  12. What is a Linux user's favorite game? sudo ku
  13. What ruined tiger Woods' golf career? His driving game.
  14. I tried to argue Skyrim was the best game ..but I was down voted to oblivion.
  15. What do you call the game Operation without the batteries? Autopsy

Video Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny video game jokes and even better video game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
  • I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam.
  • Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
  • My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
  • My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
  • What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
  • TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
  • Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.
  • What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
  • My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
    video games, and he's taking it very hard
    He's inconsolable

Board Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny board game jokes and even better board game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Board Game Shop Me: I want a dice.
    Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
    Me: I want 2 die.
    Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
    Me: I want 2 die alone.
  • I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... Sorry. We don't want any Trouble.
  • I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma.
  • What is Canada's national board game? Sorry
  • I know a friend who keeps stealing board games... He's such a risk taker
  • What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!
  • I nearly got caught stealing a board game the other day It was a risk I was willing to take.
  • I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big.
  • I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
  • What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry.
Game joke, What's the most popular board game in Canada

Game Of Thrones Jokes

Here is a list of funny game of thrones jokes and even better game of thrones puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many Game of Thrones seasons does it take to change a lightbulb? Eight, if you want to screw it completely.
  • What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
  • What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs
  • Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
  • My crush said I'm like a brother to her Lucky she likes game of thrones
  • Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
    He is Hodorless
  • Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.
  • Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
  • Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
  • What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.

Game Show Jokes

Here is a list of funny game show jokes and even better game show puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag.
    I'll show myself out.
  • Why is playing Jenga so important on a first date. So I can show the girl my pull out game is on point
  • Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
  • While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.
  • Yo mama's so fat Her favorite game show is Wheel of Four Chins.
  • Theresa May to host new game show! Neither Deal Nor No Deal
  • What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill
  • What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
  • I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019 I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
  • What game should you play on the first date? Jenga, so you can show her how strong your pullout game is

Squid Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny squid game jokes and even better squid game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You know what they call Squid Game in France? A Battle Royale with Cheese.
  • I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher. She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
    I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
    She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
Game joke, I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher.

Laughter Game Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sports jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make game pranks.

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

n**... Wife's New p**...

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless p**... in an attempt to spice up her dead s**... life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless p**...?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."

Bag limit.

A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
"What fish?"

Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

A woman is out playing golf...

...and she gets stung by a bee. It's annoying, but she finishes her game. Afterwards, she's having a drink in the clubhouse and mentions to one of the golf pros hanging out there what happened.
"Oh that's too bad," he says. "Where did you get stung?"
"Right between the first and second hole," she tells him.
"Hmmm," he says, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game?

It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.

You can tell monopoly's an old game...

...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?

"Wow, lol"

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved."

I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.

She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.
I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend.

I caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend, whom I had known since preschool. I can't believe they'd do this to me.
Listen, I'm not a bad guy. I'll grant you that my wife was upset that I was always beating her, and my best friend? He was simply jealous of how much money and property I had.
At my wit's end, I was so angry that when I caught them, I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

What video game would Adolf h**... play?

Mein Kraft.

A guy meets a s**... worker in a bar.

She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.' The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint…my….house.'

I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts.

Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the c**... and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game

Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

30 people walk into a bar

This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen

I asked my wife if she was up for a game of r**...

She said no
I said that's the spirit

A Mexican man was visiting America.

He wanted to go to a genuine American baseball game so that when he went home, he could tell his family all about it, but when he got there the game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"

What's Adolf h**...'s favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

Election Day Drinking Game:

Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

So, I just tried a new drinking game.

I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.

A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.

"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.
"What?" says the woman.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...

...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'
The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'
The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and s**... mommy's c**...'.

Guy goes to a ballgame...

...finds his seat and sees an elderly fellow in the next row with an empty seat beside him. They get to chatting and he asks if the seat is taken:
"Not anymore. My wife and I used to go to all the games together, but she died. This is the first game I've been to since!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Couldn't you give the ticket to a friend, or a family member?"
"Nah. They're all at the f**...."

My first time having s**... was alot like my first football game

It was painful, it was tiring
But at least my dad came

Two guys in a communal shower...

Guy1: You wanna play the r**... game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!

Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.

My friend told me a s**... bird pun.

I replied, "Toucan play at this game."

Why do Canadians always do it d**...?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

A marriage is a lot like a card game

In the beginning there's two hearts and a diamond but by the end you're looking for a club and a s**....

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.

It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

My son wanted me to buy him GTA

When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf

I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the s**....

Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.

What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player?

Lo Ping

20 men walk into a bar

Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.

Why are PC gamers always so sad?

Because they can't console each other.

I've been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!

Now my 8 year old son doesn't have to touch my beloved PC!

What is the fastest way to become a millionaire?

Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.

My s**... life is like a video game

Single Player.

Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?

The distillery.

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court

The game would be cancelled.

Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game?

England 8. Ethiopia didn't

Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court...

The game would likely be cancelled

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal...'s so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

How do Australians know who won the chess game?

They check, mate.

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

What Does EA Call A Patch?

Next year's game.

Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!

Who's playing?
Against who?

What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava.

Why are Canadians so good at sports?

They always bring their eh game

You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Br.

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and h**....

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."
"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling

You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.

Everytime he checks, you'll think he's won the game.

Game joke, You can never enjoy a game of Chess against an Australian.

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