Game Controller Jokes
19 game controller jokes and hilarious game controller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about game controller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Game Controller Short Jokes
Short game controller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The game controller humour may include short gaming console jokes also.
- A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall... I've been in the hospital for 2 days now.
- So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones
- Remember EA sports They started making esports games. So you can control the player who is playing during a gaming competition.
- Whats a difference between my meat and my game controller? I stop ragefully beating my meat in november.
- If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris. - Ever heard about the guy who had a f**... for broken b**... on video game controllers? He got off to a bad start.
- What's the difference between c**... and video games? One is a controlled substance, the other is a controlled substance in Germany and Australia.
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Game Controller One Liners
Which game controller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with game controller? I can suggest the ones about video game and computer mouse.
- Why did the game console leave her husband? He was trying to controller
- what is the happiest part of a gaming controller? The Joystick
- Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
- What is Drake's favourite part of a video game console? The controller
- I like my women like I like my games... Easy controlling and beatable.
Game Controller Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about game controller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean console game jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make game controller pranks.
A king outlawed hunting in his kingdom
Pretty soon, deer and elk populations were out of control, eating the commoners' crops and becoming a general nuisance. The people revolted and overthrew the king, thus making it the first time in history a reign had been called on account of game.
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.
His mother walks in. "Tommy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend".
"I've got a 3 kill streak leave me alone" he cries, eagerly gripping his controller.
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey champ, how you doing?"
Tommy ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? How about ComptonProud69?"
Tommys head snaps eagerely. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..."
His eyes widened with stress, Tommy's face turning red. "It can't be" he exclaims.
"Roblox right? I told you I'd bang your mom"
Timmy and Billy compare Christmas presents...
Two 9 year old boys, Timmy and Billy, met after Christmas. Billy asked, "How was your Christmas, Timmy? Did you get any nice presents?"
Timmy's eyes opened wide. "It was amazing!" he said. "I got an Xbox One with all of the games, PLUS a Playstation, a brand new remote control car, a helicopter, an iPad, an iPhone 6, a drone camera, and all the Transformers toys, and a whole bunch of candy and chocolates, a big cake, and a new bike! I got everything I asked for and more."
"Oh my God!" Billy said. "That's so cool. You're so lucky. I didn't get much. I got a new sweater and some puzzles."
"That's too bad," Timmy said. "How come that's all you got?"
Billy looked at his feet. "Because *I* don't have cancer."