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Gambling Problem Jokes

28 gambling problem jokes and hilarious gambling problem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gambling problem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Gambling Problem Short Jokes

Short gambling problem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gambling problem humour may include short gambling jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing.
  2. I told my buddy we should go to a gambling anonymous meeting. He said 'Why? We don't have gambling problems!' I replied, 'You wanna bet?'
  3. Why did the Necromancer with a gambling problem get kicked out of the Slaughterhouse... He kept raising the steaks.
  4. Did you hear about the guy who had such a gambling problem, he sold every single body part to pay for it? He should have quit while he was still a head.
  5. Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem
    >STITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
  6. Someone in my family lost a couple hundred pounds! It was my mum. She has a gambling problem.
  7. I was concerned about my gambling problem... ...so I came up with a great solution, on the way home from the bookies I threw all my receipts into a bush.
    I was hedging my bets.
  8. "Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER" "Yes, hello? 1-800-GAMBLER? How do you play Pai Gow?"
  9. A cancer patient with a gambling problem must make a decision. Chemotherapy or Kenotherapy.
  10. You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track.

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Gambling Problem One Liners

Which gambling problem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gambling problem? I can suggest the ones about drinking problem and gambler.

  1. My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem.
  2. Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet
  3. How much do you wanna bet that I have a gambling problem?
  4. I think you have a gambling problem. I'll bet you $20 I dont.
  5. Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit.
  6. I have a gambling problem. Nice.
  7. No, I don't have a gambling problem. I'll bet you $50 that I can stop.

Gambling Problem Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about gambling problem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean betting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gambling problem pranks.

Gambling Problem

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

When I go to casinos, the most...

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

A man goes into a casino and sees a sign that reads:

If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER.
He thinks about it for a moment and then dials the number. When they answered he said, I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?

Directly to Jesus

One of the problems catholic priests face is how to keep their young alter boys from misbehaving or not accomplishing the tasks given to them, as they have not yet concerted their faith and devotion. One year at the annual meeting of cardinals a group of priests from all over the world were complaining about this exact problem
"Every time I ask Aeris to clean the pews he sleeps on them instead!"
"That's nothing, once I found the Alter boys gambling behind the church one Sunday afternoon!"
One astute priest from america chuckes to himself and proclaims:
"Whenever an alter boy acts up I bring him directly to Jesus and we iron it out right there, right then."
The other priests were dumbfound as even they with all their devotion could not speak to Jesus directly! Well a year went by and the priests met up again and exclaimed the same problem with the alter boys was not getting any better. In an attempt to finally resolve their problem they confronted the American priest and asked him for advice. When the American priest spoke he did so with a sad tone in his voice and declared that Jesus had left his church shortly after last years meeting. Shocked the priests asked how this could be! The American priest told them that while he was gone Jesus was caught stealing red wine from the cellar and he had to hire a new janitor.