The Best 8 Gamblers Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gamblers jokes. There are some gamblers addiction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gamblers craps puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gamblers Jokes and Puns

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.

They're always raising the steaks.

Why are farmers aggressive gamblers?

Because they raise the steaks.

Finally made the call to Gamblers Anonymous

Bet them 3:1 they couldn't help me

So my wife and I need to go to Gamblers Anonymous because of our money problems

I bet her twenty bucks I could finish all the steps before her. What are my odds?

Contrary to popular belief vampires do like stakes

They are great gamblers


What happens when all the gamblers get their own gambling tool?

Everyone dice

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Wanna bet?

$100 says I'm the most addicted person at my gamblers anonymous meeting tonight.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gamblers gamble jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gamblers erectile piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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