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...how to win her back.
How can I win her back?
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
He heard it was a pair of dice.
Courtesy of my 8 year old. I'm a bad parent.
*What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife.
"31 black"
Because he wanted to raise the steaks
Neither of them pulled out in time.
Paradice...
He found his pair a' dice!
It got so bad that he went baroque.
Sorry...
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
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A bad gambler
What makes you say that?
Yesterday when we were having sex, she suddenly says: wanna make this more interesting?
A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that β¨he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.
Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with β¨32 plastic feet glued to the bottom.
It's not about winning, it's about having fun
"I don't know how you know my name, but address me by the color of my skin again and we're gonna have problems."
I wanna die
They're both interested in raising the stakes/steaks.
They say he was a high roller.
He was a real eye-roller!
Well, he lost.
Tibet...
"10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"
Everyone dice
A: At Las Ve-gas.
You just insert a dollar and it spits out 4 coins!
Pay him for the pizza
He didn't want to stake his tent.
... and walked out immediately because the steaks were too high.
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