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A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
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The guy asks "Are you going to use it for booze then?"
"No I will not, sir" says the hobo.
"Well will you gamble it then?" Asks the man.
"No I will not, sir"
"Well then you must come and show my wife what it does to a man if he doesn't drink or gamble!"
... and walked out immediately because the steaks were too high.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.
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*What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife.
"31 black"
Sine city
you dim sum, you lose some.
He is the seoul breadwinner
Pair-a-dice!
He found his pair a' dice!
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There are too many cheetahs.
And i thought while i'm there i'd have a gamble with the butcher. I bet him £10 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf, he said "nah mate, i'm not taking that bet, the steaks are too high."
Tibet...
Gamble in British currency.
...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble.
I think that is quite a gamble.
He was charged with aiding a betting.
You aren't allowed to think outside the box, you don't have the freedom of speech, and you can't gamble or have strippers come to your lunch room.
And that's how stock markets came into existence!!!
He heard it was a pair of dice.
Courtesy of my 8 year old. I'm a bad parent.
He put down a pony.
They name their company:
Proctor and Gamble
Because you can't gamble with your life in Las Vegas.
A Las Vegan
I thought, "They're the same thing."
You don't know whether you're cuming or going
That's the last time I'll gamble in a British casino.
Sneezer's Palace
A: At Las Ve-gas.
It's a good thing I don't gamble.
Everyone dice
And I bet you $20 I can do it!
A Macbet.
Seizures palace
I started a new job ready to teach dealers black jack and Texas hold'em, but all i saw was diapers and detergent. I guess i went to the wrong Procter and Gamble.
I heard it's whiskey business.
So a guy asks his doctor, "Do you think I'll live to 90?"
The doctor says, "Well, that depends. Do you drink?"
"No."
"Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Do you gamble?"
"No."
"Do you chase women?"
"No."
"Well," says the doctor, "let me ask you this: Why the hell do you want to live to 90?"
They like raising steaks
An alpha bet.
Everything is a gamble.
Because he wanted to raise the steaks
They put up some of their grain crops for the gamble. One of the farmers is better at math and so kept a tally. At the end of the day, the other farmer asked the first one if overall they had won or lost anything. The other one responded: "we lost, but just barley."
It cost me a yacht
The steaks have never been higher!
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