The Best 9 Gals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gals jokes. There are some gals horniest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gals northern puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gals Jokes and Puns

A North American arrives in the UK on vacation and needs directions.

Two plus size women with accents are walking by. The Foreigner says excuse me. Do you two gals happen to be from England . One of the women replies No idiot. Wales!!!!

The Foreigner is taken aback. I'm sorry, let me start over he says. Excuse me. Do you two whales happen to be from England?

2 Big Old Gals Were Sitting In A Bar

A man heard them talking and noticed a foreign accent. He asked "are you ladies from Ireland?"

"WALES!!" they both replied

"Oh I'm so sorry!.... Are you two Whales from Ireland???"

Two Gals were sitting at the corner talking ...

One saw her boyfriend coming up the street with a bunch of flowers.
"Oh great" she said. " Now I'll have to lay on my back with my legs spread all weekend."
Her friend replied "Why ? Don't you have a vase ?"

Gals joke, Two Gals were sitting at the corner talking ...

Men that are great cooks tend to be good with the gals

Food for thot

Northern women have PMS

Gals from the south have FTS.
Fixin' to Start


What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Modern Technology

Guys and gals. Think about it. While walking on a treadmill you could play Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Don't you love modern technology.

Gals joke, Modern Technology

What do you do then your woman is out of the kitchen?

You go tighten the leash.

sorry gals..

What is the difference between women and batteries?

Batteries have a plus side..

I'm done..

Why are Jews circumcised?

Cuz Jewish gals won't take anything that isnt at least 10% off

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gals psychologists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gals gurl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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