Heartwarming Gallop Jokes that Make You Laugh
Christian Horse
A Christian guy named Bill saw ana d online for a Christian Horse, so he went to check it out. The horse's owner said, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'Praise the Lord!' to make him go and 'Amen!' to make him stop."
Bill got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord!" Sure enough, the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord!" he said again, and the horse began to trot. "Praise the Lord!" he yelled and the horse broke into a gallop.
Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn't notice the cliff he and horse were about to go over. Bill shouted "AMEN!" at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.
Relieved, Bill said, "Phew, Praise the Lord!"
76% of horses prefer running to walking ...
According to a recent gallop poll.
What do you say to a female horse that is lying down?
Get this gallop
Some worry that Santa Claus is negatively impacting the environment with all the coal he gives out
Don't worry too much though, those reindeer get plenty of miles per gallop
What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?
A gallop poll.
