The Best 5 Gallop Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gallop jokes. There are some gallop horsey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gallop giddyup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gallop Jokes and Puns

Christian Horse

A Christian guy named Bill saw ana d online for a Christian Horse, so he went to check it out. The horse's owner said, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'Praise the Lord!' to make him go and 'Amen!' to make him stop."

Bill got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord!" Sure enough, the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord!" he said again, and the horse began to trot. "Praise the Lord!" he yelled and the horse broke into a gallop.
Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn't notice the cliff he and horse were about to go over. Bill shouted "AMEN!" at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.

Relieved, Bill said, "Phew, Praise the Lord!"

76% of horses prefer running to walking ...

According to a recent gallop poll.

What do you say to a female horse that is lying down?

Get this gallop

Some worry that Santa Claus is negatively impacting the environment with all the coal he gives out

Don't worry too much though, those reindeer get plenty of miles per gallop

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gallop equine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gallop nay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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