Galley Jokes
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The Funniest Galley Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever)
The Galley!
Everything but the kitchen sinks.
^(I warned you)
Ancient Roman galley
The whip guy gets up next to the drum guy and addresses the galley slaves.
"I have good news and I have bad news."
"The good news is all you guys get extra bread this morning."
"The bad news is this afternoon the Captain wants to go water skiing."
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A galley ship's commander addresses the slaves.
"I have good news," the commander says. "For all your hard work, you're each going to receive an extra r**... ration!" The galley slaves cheer, but are quickly silenced by the commander. "And now the bad news," he says. "The Captain wants to go water skiing."
One day in the galley of the Nostromo
The master of a galley ship comes to his rowers to thank them for such a speedy journey...
Master: Men, since we made such good time crossing the sea, the captain told me to do something special for you, but not too special. So today, everyone gets to change their underwear and loincloth
Rowers: Yea!
Master: hold off celebrating a minute, Bill, you change with John. Kevin, you change with Robert. (And so on)
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Old sailors know best
The young s**... apprentice was assigned to work in the galley; he had to come in early and was tasked with all the drudge work. But the Chief cook always came in with a grin and a twinkle in his eye. The young s**... finally got the nerve to ask him how he could be so happy every day. The Chief said," Look son, you have to go out and get yourself a b**.... I do every day and I'm enjoying life".
The young s**... came in the galley the next morning and looked as glum as ever. The Chief asked him if had gotten a b**... and did he like it. The s**... replied "It was okay I guess, but I didn't like the taste."
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