The Best 6 Galley Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Galley jokes. There are some galley pantries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these galley onboard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Galley Jokes and Puns

Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever)

The Galley!

Everything but the kitchen sinks.

^(I warned you)

Ancient Roman galley

The whip guy gets up next to the drum guy and addresses the galley slaves.
"I have good news and I have bad news."
"The good news is all you guys get extra bread this morning."
"The bad news is this afternoon the Captain wants to go water skiing."

A galley ship's commander addresses the slaves.

"I have good news," the commander says. "For all your hard work, you're each going to receive an extra rum ration!" The galley slaves cheer, but are quickly silenced by the commander. "And now the bad news," he says. "The Captain wants to go water skiing."

One day in the galley of the Nostromo

: "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

: "In space no one can. Here, use cream."

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

^(I feel dirty)


The master of a galley ship comes to his rowers to thank them for such a speedy journey...

Master: Men, since we made such good time crossing the sea, the captain told me to do something special for you, but not too special. So today, everyone gets to change their underwear and loincloth

Rowers: Yea!

Master: hold off celebrating a minute, Bill, you change with John. Kevin, you change with Robert. (And so on)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the galley sailors jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working galley naval piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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