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Galleon Jokes

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What do you call a ship carrying dairy cows?

A Galleon of Milk

What weighs more a galleon of water or a galleon of butane?

The water as the butane is a lighter fluid

How much r**... does it take to make a pirate drunk?

A Galleon.

So, the guy who plays Captain America bought a pirate ship.

And he covered it in Vegas-style lights
And he has Phil Collins' band playing on it.
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It's a Neon Genesis Evans' Galleon

How is the merit of a rental broom measured?

Miles per Galleon!


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