The Best 6 Galileo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Galileo jokes. There are some galileo astronomer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these galileo formation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Galileo Jokes and Puns

A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:

"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo."
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"



*Joke was translated from Bulgarian*

In history class today, I learned about Galileo...

I already knew that he was a poor boy, from a poor family...

A student staring off in class...

The teacher said to the student "starring off into space never got anyone far in life." The student quipped "That's what they told Galileo."

My nephew was doing his history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo?

I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

It's history...

One evening as my daughter was doing her history homework, she asked me to tell her what I knew about Galileo.


"Well honey all I really know is that ... he was a poor boy, from a poor family..."


What would have happened if the discoverer of Jupiter's moons lived in Indochina?

You would have Galileo Galli-lao

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the galileo earth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working galileo hubble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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