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A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:
"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo."
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"
*Joke was translated from Bulgarian*
In history class today, I learned about Galileo...
I already knew that he was a poor boy, from a poor family...
A student staring off in class...
The teacher said to the student "starring off into space never got anyone far in life." The student quipped "That's what they told Galileo."
My nephew was doing his history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo?
I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."
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