The Best 8 Gale Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gale jokes. There are some gale eyed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gale agua puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gale Jokes and Puns

So you like limericks, huh?

On the Breast of a woman named Gale

was tattooed the price of her tail

and on her behind

for the sake of the blind

was the same information in braile.

A weather report for you

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

Northeast Weather

I just got off the phone with my friend in Boston. He said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just staring. He said, if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

Because the Hurricane Made Landfall at Night...

...does that make it Florence Night-in Gale?

This week President Obama became the first president to get a life-size 3D-printed portrait done.

It looked so real that Joe Biden argued with it for 20 minutes that Peeta is better than Gale.

Biden then realized his mistake, . . . and admitted Gale is the clear choice.


What was Hitler's favorite thing about wind?

"ze Gale"

Was in a pub the other night and asked for..

..a large gale, barman said "sorry sir we only sell draught"

A gale walks up to a kite...

and starts making fun of it, saying things like, "You call that flying? You stink!"
The kite says, "Are you winding me up?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gale gust jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gale blizzard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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