Gale Jokes
8 gale jokes and hilarious gale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From gale jokes to puns about cyclones, tornadoes, and anns, this article is sure to have you in stitches! Laugh along with some of the wittiest quips and zingers about windy weather phenomena.
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Cheeky Gale Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
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So you like limericks, huh?
On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braile.
A weather report for you
I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
Because the Hurricane Made Landfall at Night...
...does that make it Florence Night-in Gale?
This week President Obama became the first president to get a life-size 3D-printed portrait done.
It looked so real that Joe Biden argued with it for 20 minutes that Peeta is better than Gale.
Biden then realized his mistake, . . . and admitted Gale is the clear choice.
Was in a pub the other night and asked for..
..a large gale, barman said "sorry sir we only sell draught"
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What was h**...'s favorite thing about wind?
"ze Gale"
A gale walks up to a kite...
and starts making fun of it, saying things like, "You call that flying? You stink!"
The kite says, "Are you winding me up?"
Bad weather..
I just received this report from a friend in the USA regarding the bad weather there at the moment. He lives in Boston and for the last 2 days they've had non stop snow temperatures of -16 degrees and gale force winds of up to 60mph. They are totally isolated and his mother-in-law hasn't done anything else other than looking through the kitchen window. He was saying that if it carries on like that he will have no alternative but to let her in.
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TL;DR (upon advice):
The weather here is terrible. My MIL hasn't done anything else other than staring through the kitchen window. I might have to let her in.
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