Galaxy Samsung Jokes

Funniest Galaxy Samsung Short Jokes

Short galaxy samsung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The galaxy samsung humour may include short samsung galaxy jokes also.

1. what do you call a security guard at a Samsung store "A guardian of the galaxys"
   my 11yo told me this one yesterday, and i thought it needed to be shared with the world 🤣
2. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
3. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
4. If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7
5. I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.
6. The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff. I said "This is Huawei robbery!"
7. Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang.
8. The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year? The NSA
9. Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
10. Don't try to steal anything at the Samsung store The guardians of the galaxy won't be happy.

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Galaxy Samsung One Liners

Which galaxy samsung one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with galaxy samsung? I can suggest the ones about samsung phone and galaxy.

1. What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy
2. I finally got my job as a Samsung store guard. Now I'm the Guardian of the Galaxies.
3. Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!
4. If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store.
5. I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7... They had a Blast!
6. I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy" I work at a Samsung store...
7. I thought Samsung's would name their next phone Big Bang Cause their Galaxy blew up
8. What do you call the IT-department of Samsung? The Guardians of the Galaxy!
9. The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced. I hear it's the bomb.
10. Samsungs Galaxy Note 7 is really cost effective You get alot of bang for your buck.
11. If Apple was the world, Samsung would be the Galaxy
12. Samsung announcement Galaxy Note 8 batteries will NOT be manufactured in Afghanistan.
13. Samsung announces they will sell refurbished Note 7's New name: Galaxy 451
14. Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because "Kindle" was taken.
15. I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red.

Galaxy Samsung Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about galaxy samsung you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean galaxy note 7 jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make galaxy samsung pranks.