Galaxy Milky Jokes
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I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy.
It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
Scientists have today discovered that dark matter actually does not exist.
The source of the unknown mass in the galaxy was never dark matter, but the result of a calculation mistake.
The scientists admit that they forgot to include your mother in the calculations, and therefor the last (approximately) 80% of the mass in the Milky Way has finally been discovered.
Alone Guys and Girls
The known universe is made up of 50,000,000,000 galaxies. There are between 100,000,000,000 and 1,000,000,000,000 stars in a normal galaxy. In the Milky Way alone there might be as many 100 billion Earth-like planets. Still think you're alone?
What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?
The Milky Hue.
As soon as space travel is possible, I'm moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
I'm galactose intolerant
One day Canada will conquer the galaxy...
And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*.
The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago.
It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
Just in case if you are feeling useless
Somebody named our galaxy milky way
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