The Best 7 Galaxy Milky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Galaxy Milky jokes. There are some galaxy milky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these galaxy milky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Galaxy Milky Jokes and Puns

I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy.

It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.

Alone Guys and Girls

The known universe is made up of 50,000,000,000 galaxies. There are between 100,000,000,000 and 1,000,000,000,000 stars in a normal galaxy. In the Milky Way alone there might be as many 100 billion Earth-like planets. Still think you're alone?

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

As soon as space travel is possible, I'm moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I'm galactose intolerant

One day Canada will conquer the galaxy...

And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*.


Just in case if you are feeling useless

Somebody named our galaxy milky way

The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago.

It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the galaxy milky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working galaxy milky piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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