The Best 56 Galaxy Jokes

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So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy.

It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.

I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy"

I work at a Samsung store...

Galaxy joke, I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy"

Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:

They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.

This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.

How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?


Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the Galaxy...

...born too ugly to explore a woman.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Galaxy joke, What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to

Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,

Born too early to explore the galaxy,

Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks.

Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7

Sales are blowing up!

I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7...

They had a Blast!

I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment.

I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.

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I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!

My mix tape comes pre-installed on them.

If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect.

- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7

Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight

The Galaxy Note 7

So I bought a Galaxy Note 7 today..

This phone is the bomb

I made a new mixtape, it was trash

Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire

Galaxy joke, I made a new mixtape, it was trash

If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode

Just head to the nearest Samsung store.

Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7.

At least it went out with a bang.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.


I love this time of the year...

when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7

Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :(

Talk about explosive diarrhea.

I said this to a mom I met at the park

If you were a Galaxy, you'd be the Milfy Way.

BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East.

ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.

The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.

The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.

The windows phone freezes mid decent.

If you're the guard at a Samsung store ...

Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?

Samsung announced today a new line of Galaxy phones that are certified to be water resistant...

It's nice to know that you won't be able to put out the flames once they catch fire.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced.

I hear it's the bomb.

What do you call soft-spoken security guards at the Samsung store?

Gaurdians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or I'm leaving to watch Guardians Of The Galaxy.

She said "I'm on my period and Guardians Of The Galaxy is sold out!"

I said, "It's alright, I'll just sneak in through the rear entrance."

I thought Samsung's would name their next phone Big Bang

Cause their Galaxy blew up

The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff.

I said "This is Huawei robbery!"

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year?

The NSA

What do you call it when there's a movie about the Guardians of the Galaxy before they met Star-Lord?

A pre-Quill.

What kind of soda do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?

Groot Beer!

The director of the "Guardians of the Galaxy" series will not be making the third part

I guess Disney really knows how to fire a Gunn

I'm surprised we haven't heard a peep out of the NRA over the whole Disney/Guardians of the Galaxy thing

Usually they are hellbent on defending anything involving a Gunn.

You're so ugly...

You are the reason Star Wars takes place in a galaxy far far away!

My son (now 11) came up with this and it cracks me up every time.

What do you call the IT-department of Samsung?

The Guardians of the Galaxy!

Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...

... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.

James Gunn has been brought back as the director of Guardians Of The Galaxy 3

I guess you can unfire a Gunn.

What do you call a security guard working outside of a Samsung shop?

A guardian of the galaxy

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

Star Wars is about the eternal conflict between two opposing forces. One headhunts children across the galaxy, puts them into a religious cult, indoctrinates them, even forbids them from having a relationship, then sends them off to die in the nearest war.

The other is the Sith.

Today I become one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

A job of guard at the Samsung store has always been my dream.

After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.

I Am Grout

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung mobile shops or showrooms ?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy...

For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

What do you call the security guards working outside a Samsung mobile store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's your favorite phone?

Mine is the galaxy note 7 that phone was the bomb

How do space travelers stay awake on the long journeys across the galaxy?

Do some light speed.

Don't try to steal anything at the Samsung store

The guardians of the galaxy won't be happy.

If someone is the night guard at a Samsung store, does that make them a...

Guardian of the Galaxy?

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