Galaxy Jokes

Funniest Galaxy Short Jokes

Short galaxy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The galaxy humour may include short universe jokes also.

1. what do you call a security guard at a Samsung store "A guardian of the galaxys"
   my 11yo told me this one yesterday, and i thought it needed to be shared with the world 🤣
2. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
3. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
4. If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7
5. What do you call it when there's a movie about the Guardians of the Galaxy before they met Star-Lord? A pre-Quill.
6. I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.
7. I made a new mixtape, it was trash Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire
8. The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff. I said "This is Huawei robbery!"
9. Where do galaxies go to college? University!
   Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
10. Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang.

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Galaxy One Liners

Which galaxy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with galaxy? I can suggest the ones about solar system and milky way.

1. What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy
2. I finally got my job as a Samsung store guard. Now I'm the Guardian of the Galaxies.
3. What do you call someone allergic to galaxies? Galactose intolerant.
4. Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!
5. If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store.
6. I said this to a mom I met at the park If you were a Galaxy, you'd be the Milfy Way.
7. I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7... They had a Blast!
8. I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
9. What kind of soda do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink? Groot Beer!
10. I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy" I work at a Samsung store...
11. So I bought a Galaxy Note 7 today.. This phone is the bomb
12. I thought Samsung's would name their next phone Big Bang Cause their Galaxy blew up
13. What do you call the IT-department of Samsung? The Guardians of the Galaxy!
14. The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced. I hear it's the bomb.
15. What's your favorite phone? Mine is the galaxy note 7 that phone was the bomb

Galaxy Samsung Jokes

Here is a list of funny galaxy samsung jokes and even better galaxy samsung puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year? The NSA
• Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
• Don't try to steal anything at the Samsung store The guardians of the galaxy won't be happy.
• BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7
• Today I become one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. A job of guard at the Samsung store has always been my dream.
• Samsung announced today a new line of Galaxy phones that are certified to be water resistant... It's nice to know that you won't be able to put out the flames once they catch fire.
• My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.
• Samsungs Galaxy Note 7 is really cost effective You get alot of bang for your buck.
• Samsung will no longer use the name "Galaxy" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7.
• If Apple was the world, Samsung would be the Galaxy

Samsung Galaxy Jokes

Here is a list of funny samsung galaxy jokes and even better samsung galaxy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Samsung announcement Galaxy Note 8 batteries will NOT be manufactured in Afghanistan.
• Why did Moses see a burning bush as God? Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then.
  The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets.
• Samsung announces they will sell refurbished Note 7's New name: Galaxy 451
• Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because "Kindle" was taken.
• ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7
• I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red.
• The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 was so expensive that... ...it blew a hole in my pocket.
• i just got a new phone Picked it up during the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 fire sale.
• Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect.
• I remember during P.E. Class when I never played but held everyone's Samsungs while they did play so they didn't break or fall. Guess you can say I'm guardian of the galaxies....

Galaxy Note 7 Jokes

Here is a list of funny galaxy note 7 jokes and even better galaxy note 7 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I love this time of the year... when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7
• Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7
• Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :( Talk about explosive diarrhea.
• The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However... I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."
• The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire
• All I can say to galaxy note 7. It's blazing fast.
• If you think changing the 6 to a 7 in 2016 will make it better Just remember how it turned out for the Galaxy Note 7
• My Galaxy Note 5 is only one year old today... and I just found out the 7 already exploded onto the scene, blowing expectations.
• I was watching Total Recall last night... On my Galaxy Note 7
• Samsung galaxy note 7

Galaxy Universe Jokes

Here is a list of funny galaxy universe jokes and even better galaxy universe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business. I Am Grout
• The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)
• Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies.
• Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy

Galaxy Chocolate Jokes

Here is a list of funny galaxy chocolate jokes and even better galaxy chocolate puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop? Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Laughter Galaxy Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about galaxy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astronomy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make galaxy pranks.