The Best 7 Galactose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Galactose jokes. There are some galactose carbohydrates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these galactose milk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Galactose Jokes and Puns

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy.

It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.

What do you call a milk monster that wants to take over the universe?


What do you call an alien who can't drink milk?

Galactose intolerant.

As soon as space travel is possible, I'm moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I'm galactose intolerant

Do you know what Milky Way is?

A galactose.

What do you call a galaxy that's allergic to milk?

Galactose intolerant.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the galactose alien jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working galactose monster piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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