Galactic Jokes
9 galactic jokes and hilarious galactic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about galactic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these interstellar jokes with a rock, planetary and lunar twist. Each joke references the popular video game Deep Rock Galactic while fusing elements from outer space with some of the classic punchlines from Earth. Get ready to explore the humor of the universe!
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
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Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...
Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.
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What do you call a nun in space?
v**... Galactic
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.
The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
Why was the astronaut so sore?
He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.
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Saudi Arabia just invested $1 billion in v**... Galactic...
...1 down, only 71 to go!
What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire?
Thai Fighters.
Why is the Galactic Empire (Star Wars) so bad for you?
Because of its saturated Fett content!
How was the Milky Way formed?
Through galactation!
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