The Best 10 Galactic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Galactic jokes. There are some galactic stellar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these galactic galaxy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Galactic Jokes and Puns

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.

But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

What do you call a nun in space?

Virgin Galactic

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

Galactic joke, The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interi

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What do you call a inter galactic smuggler with a masturbation addiction?

Hand Solo.


Saudi Arabia just invested $1 billion in Virgin Galactic...

...1 down, only 71 to go!

What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire?

Thai Fighters.

Galactic joke, What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire?

Why is the Galactic Empire (Star Wars) so bad for you?

Because of its saturated Fett content!

What do the Jedi build up in their body when they go running?

Galactic Acid

Why should astronauts not respire anaerobically?

Because they'll produce too much ga**lactic** acid.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the galactic chaste jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working galactic planets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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