The Best 21 Gala Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gala jokes. There are some gala event jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gala fest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Gala Jokes and Puns

If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode

Just head to the nearest Samsung store.

I didn't know what to wear to the Premature Ejaculator's Gala...

So I just came in my jeans.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University!

Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.

The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.

The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.

The windows phone freezes mid decent.

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.


I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a Lupine Designs fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked Where is the werewolf's wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves' wares?

I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!

My mix tape comes pre-installed on them.

Gala joke, I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

Why did the woman bring toilet paper tot he gala?

She was a party pooper!

Told by my 7 year-old

A man has diarrhea at a gala dinner...

So he tells his wife: "I have diarrhea, but I couldn't make it to the toilet so I've put my underpants in your bag."

To which she responds: "I didn't bring my bag."

What did they say about the Swordsman's outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

You can explore gala avant reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gala banquet dad jokes. There are also gala puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Sunday, March 4, 2017:

World Chess Championship. The hotel hosts a gala event with food and drink in the hotel lobby. The semi finalists are mingling. The final two are bragging about their respective stratagems for the final match. The desk clerk asks them to hang around. Because we all love to hear.... Two Chess nuts, boasting in an open foyer.

All I can say to galaxy note 7.

It's blazing fast.

How does Galactus like his planets?

Thin crust.

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

I'm sorry.

My Galaxy Note 5 is only one year old today...

and I just found out the 7 already exploded onto the scene, blowing expectations.

Gala joke, My Galaxy Note 5 is only one year old today...

The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive.

It rhymes in universes. :)

The Galaxy Note 8 leaks have been released online

It reveals that this time the phone will come with a "Detonate Now" app.

Why is the Galactic Empire (Star Wars) so bad for you?

Because of its saturated Fett content!


Muslim students at Glasgow Caledonian University are talking about having a gala day

This is the first step towards an Islamic Caley fete.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gala association puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gala shindig piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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