Gag Jokes

Funniest Gag Short Jokes

Short gag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gag humour may include short punchline jokes also.

1. When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
2. How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub.
   (Too soon?)
3. I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex.
4. When my dentist reminded me about my husband's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me.... We have different dentists...
5. I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise. It's a bit of a running gag.
6. This morning I choked on water while jogging for the third time this week... Worst running gag ever.
7. My dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex… *We laughed about it for a while.*
   *Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…*
8. As a joke, I tied my friend up, took him to the middle of the woods, and stuffed his mouth with a cloth so nobody could hear him scream. I'd say it was a pretty good gag.
9. My girlfriend told me she had no gag reflex So I broke up with her, it's a shame to see a talent like that go to waste.
10. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
    A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]

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Gag One Liners

Which gag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gag? I can suggest the ones about ball gag and gag reflex.

1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ
2. No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags.
3. My grandma likes to prank us by pretending to choke on her food It's an old gag
4. What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged
5. My girlfriend always tries to give me a bj when I'm on the treadmill It's our running gag
6. Skyrim guards and Pornhub share a similar rule No Loli Gagging
7. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball "Gagging sound"
8. Every morning when I jog I reflect on my life and I want to throw up. It's a running gag.
9. What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises
10. How do you gag an Italian? Handcuff him.
11. What do call a drawing of a dad joke? a sight gag
12. Does anyone know any good gags? Said Kim's robber.
13. What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? "*-Gag*-"
14. How did Cinderella get to the ball? By suppressing her gag reflex.
15. She's looking for a man to take her breath away. Hopefully gagging counts

Ball Gag Jokes

Here is a list of funny ball gag jokes and even better ball gag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common? They both keep you from getting to the ball!
• What do you call it when Cinderella rushes to the ball? A running gag.
• what did cinderella do when she reached the ball? she gagged.
• My son came out the closet yesterday... after he picked the lock I couldn't understand him because the ball-gag in his mouth.
• What did the princess say when she got to her first ball? She didn't say anything, she gagged.
• I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a b**... and she's fine
• I Bought My Wife A b**... For Her Birthday Wife: Wow! You're so k**..., I can't believe you gave me a s**... toy.
  Me: s**... toy?
• My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, "Do you have cotton-b**...?" After confirmation that the store has cotton-b**..., "Does it tickle when you walk?"
• What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises***
  PS: I don't know how to spell that out.
• I woke up today with a k**... in my neck. The alarm went off, and I found it trying to put a b**... in my mouth.

Gag Reflex Jokes

Here is a list of funny gag reflex jokes and even better gag reflex puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I always seem to be telling jokes at the most inappropriate moments. For years I've been attempting to suppress my gag reflex.
• My dentist said that my gag reflex was much more sensitive than my wife's. I didn't think anything of it at the time. Later, I realized it was super weird, because we go to different dentists.
• When I said I wanted a girlfriend with no gag reflex... I didn't mean no sense of humor...
• Why are bulimics so good at giving head? Because they're teeth are worn away from acid and they have no gag reflex left.
• What's the worst part about dating models? Their gag reflex.
• What do you call a woman with a bad gag reflex? Useless
• The most important thing in life is to be able to control your gag reflex So that you can s**... pills and take the proper medication you need, perverts.
• You know who s**...? Someone without a gag reflex

Gag Gift Jokes

Here is a list of funny gag gift jokes and even better gag gift puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The best gag gift for Christmas...
• At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a c**... She said "Frankly, I never sausage a small w**...."
• If your friend is into b**...... Should you get them a gag gift for Christmas?
• My uncle got us all gag gifts. He is really into b**....
• A bought my girlfriend b**... supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words

Fun-Filled Gag Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about gag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laugh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gag pranks.