Gaelic Jokes
19 gaelic jokes and hilarious gaelic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gaelic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call an Irishman with a h**... tongue f**...?
Gaelic
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Why are there so few Irish vampires?
They can't stand Gaelic.
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What do you call a Scottish dude giving another dude a r**...?
A gaelic
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IRISH EATS ITALIAN
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A: Gaelic breath.
What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?
Gaelic Bread
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
Good with the Gaelic.
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Here's a Gaelic joke translated...
3 vampires are in a restaurant: rich, middle class, and poor. They asked for a menu, and later on told the waiter that they're ready to order.
Waiter: What can I get for you?
Rich Vampire: Fresh blood please.
Middle Class Vampire: Blood pudding please.
Poor Vampire: Erm.. just give me cup of hot water. I found a t**... on the way here...
I'll just have tea.
Gay guy goes to Ireland
Gay guy at work says at a meeting that he will be gone for the next couple weeks. When asked what he's doing he says he's going to Ireland. I look over to my buddy and say "he's going to be disappointed when he finds out Gaelic doesn't mean what he thinks it does."
What do you call a gay Irisham
A Gaelic
What's the most commonly spoken language amongst LGBT people?
Gaelic.
What's an Irishmans favourite sauce?
Gaelic Aoli
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Gaelic One Liners
Which gaelic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gaelic? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people? Gaelic Bread
- What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic.
- What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic
- What's the most commonly spoken language amongst LGBT people? Gaelic.
- What's an Irishmans favourite sauce? Gaelic Aoli
- What do you call an Irishman with a h**... tongue f**...? Gaelic
- Why are there so few Irish vampires? They can't stand Gaelic.
- What do you call a Scottish dude giving another dude a r**...? A gaelic
