Gabriel Jokes
18 gabriel jokes and hilarious gabriel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gabriel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gabriel Short Jokes
Short gabriel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gabriel humour may include short maria jokes also.
- Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume
- Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video. "Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"
- The transcriber of the book of Revelations misheard the Angel Gabriel The world isn't going to end with trumpets.
It's going to end with Trump/Pence. - Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster... ... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel. - So apparently after Peter Gabriel's music career, he went on to do a stint in construction. Turns out he became a sledgehammer.
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Gabriel One Liners
Which gabriel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gabriel? I can suggest the ones about taffy and everlasting.
- If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?
- Where does Peter Gabriel get his video games from? Steam
- You know Gabriel Horn? Sometimes called Gabe?
- What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder...
Great Gabriel Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about gabriel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heaven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gabriel pranks.
God said to Gabriel:
"I've finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky - the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land 'Scotland'"
"That sounds fantastic" Gabriel said. "What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?"
"Well" said God. "Wait til you see the neighbours they're getting"
Gabriel ask god have about his latest creation
what is this?
"its human"
what is that 2 round thing?
"it's called eyes, so they can see my other creations"
and this thing?
"it's called hands, so they can create things just like i did"
and this?
"it's toe, for the furniture"
what furniture?
"trust me, it will be hilarious"
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.
"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."
Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".
God is talking to one of His angels.
He asks, "Gabriel, what are the humans doing down there?"
The angel replies, "It seems that they are drinking milk, Lord."
"What sort of milk?" asks God. "I gave them many animals to drink milk from; the cows, the goats..."
"Um...almonds, Lord."
A man dies and goes to heaven…
St. Pete says Welcome to heaven. Any questions?
The man says Yes. God is supposed to be all knowing, all powerful, and benevolent. Frankly, most people are miserable. There is war, disease, poverty, environmental disaster, genocide, all that. What's going on?
St. Pete turns to Gabriel Are these people still running release 0.9.1?
The angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High."
Mary : I have a boyfriend
Satan and the angel Gabriel were arguing.
Satan and the angel Gabriel were going back and forth about who's more superlative at this or that and eventually Gabriel blurred out well I'm lucif! To which Satan replies oh yeah?!? Well then I'm lucif-ER!
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An interesting joke
I remember a joke from a stand up show .
If I remember correctly it's from Gabriel Iglesias when he was in Saudi Arabia. The joke goes something like this .
Two Jews walk into a bar . Not in my country hehehe.
I remember this s**... joke from time to time and it cracks me up everytime
