The Best 12 Gabriel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gabriel jokes. There are some gabriel alicia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gabriel angels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gabriel Jokes and Puns

God said to Gabriel:

"I've finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky - the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land 'Scotland'"

"That sounds fantastic" Gabriel said. "What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?"

"Well" said God. "Wait til you see the neighbours they're getting"

My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales

I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!

Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video.

"Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"

Gabriel joke, Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video.

The transcriber of the book of Revelations misheard the Angel Gabriel

The world isn't going to end with trumpets.

It's going to end with Trump/Pence.

If the angel Gabriel came from heaven

how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?


A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.

"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."

Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".

The angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High."

Mary : I have a boyfriend

Gabriel joke, The angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God.

Angel Gabriel approached God

What are you doing there? he asked.

Well said God, You know this planet I've been creating?

Yeah, what of it?

I've discovered that I can cause it to rotate in space, and given the position of that star I made earlier; Sol, it allows, in the most part, for a 24hr period of alternating light and dark.

Oh, that's pretty cool. So what now then?

To be honest, I think I'm gonna call it a day.

Satan and the angel Gabriel were arguing.

Satan and the angel Gabriel were going back and forth about who's more superlative at this or that and eventually Gabriel blurred out well I'm lucif! To which Satan replies oh yeah?!? Well then I'm lucif-ER!

Where does Peter Gabriel get his video games from?

Steam

An interesting joke

I remember a joke from a stand up show .
If I remember correctly it's from Gabriel Iglesias when he was in Saudi Arabia. The joke goes something like this .

Two Jews walk into a bar . Not in my country hehehe.

I remember this stupid joke from time to time and it cracks me up everytime

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Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster...

... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."

"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.

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