Gabe Newell Jokes

Funniest Gabe Newell Short Jokes

Short gabe newell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gabe newell humour may include short newt jokes also.

1. I don't know if Gabe Newell would be a very good president. But at least there won't be a world war 3.
2. The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020. That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.
3. Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States? So there won't be a World War III.
4. Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.

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Gabe Newell One Liners

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1. Gabe Newell should be president That way we'd never have WW3.
2. Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen
3. I vote Gabe Newell for president. There will never be a World War 3.
4. Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's
5. Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3.
6. Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base
7. Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3.
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8. Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer he doesn't let his creations get to 3
9. I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days.
10. How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11. Gabe Newell just died... His hair black
12. What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds
13. Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!
14. Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than h**...? There'd be no World War 3.

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