The Best 17 Gabe Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gabe gabe newell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gabe Jokes and Puns

Gabe Newell should be president

That way we'd never have WW3.

A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"



2 and a half...

2 and three quarters...

2 and five sevenths...

Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we're looking for a new Vice President. I think you're just what we're looking for. Call me on Monday and we'll talk.

I don't know if Gabe Newell would be a very good president.

But at least there won't be a world war 3.

Gabe joke, I don't know if Gabe Newell would be a very good president.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

I vote Gabe Newell for president.

There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.

Gabe joke, The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Gabe Newell should be the World President

He will prevent World War 3.

Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together.

Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.

A mother in law knocks on the door, her son in law opens it....

MIL - hi Gabe, I'm here for a visit.

Gabe - cool. How long are you here for?

MIL - I don't know, as long as you want me to.

Gabe - you mean you won't even stay for a cup of tea?

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

"Babe, it's a valve!"

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler?

There'd be no World War 3.

What are your favorite "joke names"?

Here are some of my favorites:

Mike Rotch
Lou Skunt
Gabe Oytoucher
Gabe Athouse
John Gulbunny
T. Nanal

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3.


Gabe joke, Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer

he doesn't let his creations get to 3

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