Gabe Jokes
29 gabe jokes and hilarious gabe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gabe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious exploration of the Gabe name and its many variations, including Gabe Itches, Gabe Kotter, Gav, and Alicia Sung. From old nicknames to modern puns, get ready for a good laugh!
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Funniest Gabe Short Jokes
Short gabe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gabe humour may include short gabe newell jokes also.
- Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.
- What are your favorite "joke names"? Here are some of my favorites:
Mike Rotch
Lou Skunt
Gabe Oytoucher
Gabe Athouse
John Gulbunny
T. Nanal
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Gabe One Liners
Which gabe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gabe? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Gabe Newell should be president That way we'd never have WW3.
- Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen
- Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's
- Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base
- Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer he doesn't let his creations get to 3
- I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days.
- How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
- You know Gabriel Horn? Sometimes called Gabe?
- Gabe Newell just died... His hair black
- What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds
- Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!
- Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than h**...? There'd be no World War 3.
Laughter Gabe Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about gabe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gabe pranks.
A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.
She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"
1...
2...
2 and a half...
2 and three quarters...
2 and five sevenths...
Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we're looking for a new Vice President. I think you're just what we're looking for. Call me on Monday and we'll talk.
A mother in law knocks on the door, her son in law opens it....
MIL - hi Gabe, I'm here for a visit.
Gabe - cool. How long are you here for?
MIL - I don't know, as long as you want me to.
Gabe - you mean you won't even stay for a cup of tea?
What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?
"Babe, it's a valve!"
GabeN failed at maths exam...
Because he can't count up to 3
