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Funniest G Spot Short Jokes

Short g spot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The g spot humour may include short g string jokes also.

  1. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week.. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week and I've finally found the G spot..
    Turns out her sister had it all along.
  2. For those who know nothing about pleasing a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word 'shopping'.
  3. What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball...
    Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
  4. So my girlfriend asked me the other day "Don't you know where the G Spot is?" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot.
  5. Whats the difference between a girls G spot and a lost pokemon card collection? A guy will spend as much time as it takes to find the pokemon cards...
  6. A golf ball and G spot Question: What's the difference between a golf ball and G spot?
    Answer: there is no man in the world, who wouldn't devote 30 minutes of his life, looking for a golf ball.

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G Spot One Liners

Which g spot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with g spot? I can suggest the ones about big spot and spot.

  1. How could you spot a G-man back in the day? By his Fed aura.
  2. My girlfriend is American I can't find her G spot but she can't find my country on a map
  3. Found my wife's G Spot lastnight! Turns out her sister had it the whole time!
  4. Why are chess players good in bed? They can find up to 8 G spots for their queen.
  5. What does a pirate say when giving s**... advice? Yarr, G marks the spot!
  6. There's something I don't get about a woman's g spot. I just can't put my finger on it
  7. Bigfoot is like the g**... of the Forrest. No one can find him.
  8. What does the Geographer do during s**...? He's looking for the coordinates of spot G.
  9. I made it as a gangster I can't believe I finally hit the g**...
  10. Why was Google's hangout in a dark, smelly cavern? Because it was the g**...!
  11. Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the g**.... It was hard to find.
  12. yo mama's so dumb she thought the g**... was in Germany

Hilarious Fun G Spot Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about g spot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blind spot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make g spot pranks.

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What’s the difference between a bar and a g**...?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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My uncle found the g**... once...

...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war.

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Police finally reveal, Tupac was shot by rival rapper g**...

The search they say, continues.

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A "G" in the right font

is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical g**...!

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Why was the g**... Club not making profit in the nightclub business?

Most men couldn't find it.

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This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share.

What does a sparkle magazine model call her g**...?
Her glitterus

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Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the g**...?

He found it while studying abroad.

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What's the difference between the g**... and Jack Daniels?

I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels.

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For those who don't know how to satisfy a woman...

The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

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Friends girlfriend called her "G" spot o**...

because it took him *10 years* to find it & then
***KA-BOOM! ! !***

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What's the difference between a g**... and a TV remote?

Men will actually search for a TV remote.

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G Spot

A friend of mine opened a s**... club called The g**...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it!

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After years of complaining from my wife, I finally found the g**....

Turns out her sister had it all along...

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I tried looking up Ernst Gräfenberg, the physician who the g**... is named after.

After an hour of looking, I gave up.

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Myself & a bunch of guy friends tried to go to the new s**... club named The G Spot …

We couldn't find it.

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Pirates that used X to mark the spot were s**....

If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.