The Best 26 Fuzzy Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Fuzzy jokes. There are some fuzzy colourful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fuzzy unclear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Fuzzy Jokes and Puns
What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
I have a superpower
I have a superpower that lets me move so fast that when I run all you can see is a quick fuzzy shape. I will use this power to kill former secretaries of the treasury. They will call me Aaron Blurr.
What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?
A Meringue - a - tan.
What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?
Fidel Castro.
What is soft and fuzzy, and lives in a hole?
My belly button lint.
I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose.
I think I must have slept funny.
Why did the gynecologist need glasses?
Everything he saw was fuzzy.
What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?
A pool table.
What do you call a fuzzy philosopher?
BEARistotle
I'm so sorry
What is big green and fuzzy and kills you when it falls out of a tree?
A pool table
some people say I can be overbearing...
But what else am I supposed to do with Smokey and Yogi, and Fuzzy Wuzzy with his skin condition?
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Why did the Doctor think the Panda had a concussion?
It kept calling saying its head was fuzzy.
With all the holiday cheer this special time of year I can't help but get a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest.
My doctor calls it indigestion.
My wife and I love curling up in a fuzzy blanket and nuzzling up with our cat this time of year, when the air is cold and dry...
Really makes the sparks fly!
I can count to 21!
But only if I have removed my trousers. It gets a bit fuzzy after that.
What does a Catholic priest and your mums home cooking have in common?
Both fill you with a warm fuzzy feeling.
My friend was making fun of me for wearing a winter hat with a fuzzy ball on top.
I said at least I dont put them in my mouth, 2 at a time.
What do you call an English teacher with wings and a fuzzy thorax?
A spelling bee
What's big and green, brown and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would certainly kill you?
A pool table... (A billiards table)
What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table
What is green fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.!!
The Inventor of the Cassette Tape Died This Week...
But his memory will never be erased.
It will get a bit fuzzy over time though.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzz had no hair.
If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear without hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
(This still cracks me up 20+ years outside the 2nd grade classroom where me and my boys gut-laughed to tears over this)
What's green and fuzzy
What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree.
A Pool Table
If food prices keep rising
The five second rule will be replaced by the not fuzzy yet rule.
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fuzzy furry puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working fuzzy flute piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.