Fuzzy Jokes

Funniest Fuzzy Short Jokes

Short fuzzy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fuzzy humour may include short foggy jokes also.

1. What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
2. If food prices keep rising The five second rule will be replaced by the not fuzzy yet rule.
3. What's green and fuzzy What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree.
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   A Pool Table
4. The Inventor of the Cassette Tape Died This Week... But his memory will never be erased.
   It will get a bit fuzzy over time though.
5. I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny.
6. My wife and I love curling up in a fuzzy blanket and nuzzling up with our cat this time of year, when the air is cold and dry... Really makes the sparks fly!
7. Why did the Doctor think the Panda had a concussion? It kept calling saying its head was fuzzy.
8. some people say I can be overbearing... But what else am I supposed to do with Smokey and Yogi, and Fuzzy Wuzzy with his skin condition?
9. My friend, who was made out of fuzzy-felt, spotted a robbery the police drafted him in as he was a material witness.
10. My friend was making fun of me for wearing a winter hat with a fuzzy ball on top. I said at least I dont put them in my mouth, 2 at a time.

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Fuzzy One Liners

Which fuzzy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fuzzy? I can suggest the ones about fluffy and blurry.

1. What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table
2. What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle
   I'm so sorry
3. What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro.
4. What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan.
5. If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
6. What do you call an English teacher with wings and a fuzzy thorax? A spelling bee
7. Why did the gynecologist need glasses? Everything he saw was fuzzy.
8. What is soft and fuzzy, and lives in a hole? My belly button lint.
9. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
10. What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger
11. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Only you can prevent Forrest fires.
12. What does Chewbacca order at the bar? A fuzzy navel.

Comical Fuzzy Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about fuzzy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean furry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fuzzy pranks.