Futuristic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Futuristic jokes. There are some futuristic visionary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these futuristic bionic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Futuristic Jokes and Friends

I just got a futuristic coffee maker.

It was a ground-breaking development.

If there was a futuristic story about an alien who caught fire because he masturbated too hard

Would that be science friction?

I walked up to a futuristic cashier and said, "Do you have batteries?"

He said, "Yes, sir. Indeed."

I said, "Well, take them out. Your voice is annoying."

I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular.

Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction.

It wasn't that great – because that's what futuristic fiction is like.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the futuristic future puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working futuristic novels piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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