The Best 6 Futures Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Futures jokes. There are some futures trade jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these futures back to the future puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Futures Jokes and Puns

Three fetuses were talking about their futures...

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and bring babies into the world" said the first one.

"I'm gonna be a preacher, and baptize babies!" said the next.

"I'm gonna be a murderer!" said the last.

"A murderer!" exclaimed the first two. "Why?"

"I'm gonna kill the guy who's poking me in the back every night!"

What rodent helps reduce your risk when trading livestock futures?

A hedgehog

Friends, Romans, Corn Futures Brokers,

Lend me your ears

My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

To think that out of 14,000,605 futures that Strange had seen, not even one of them has Peter didn't screw up or Thor actually "go for the head".

Thanos must be the luckiest Titan alive.


What was Benedict Arnold's occupation before the Revolutionary War?

Futures Trader.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the futures barren jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working futures crown piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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