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52 future tense jokes and hilarious future tense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about future tense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Future Tense Short Jokes

Short future tense jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The future tense humour may include short future jokes also.

  1. I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it. So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
    It was tense.
  2. The past, the future, and the present all walked into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
  3. The Past, Present, and Future unexpectedly meet in a bar ... It was a very tense situation!
  4. Teacher and Student * Teacher said the students to convert the sentence "I killed a person" into future tense.
    * Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is "I will go to jail"!
  5. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar at the same time The encounter was is will be tense.
  6. English class...... Teacher.
    One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it??
    student.
    Future impossible tense.
  7. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all sitting in a bar together. What a tense atmosphere.
  8. Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
    .
    Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
  9. The future, the present and the past walk into a bar.... ....needless to say, things got a little tense.
  10. It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great. It was in tense.

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Future Tense One Liners

Which future tense one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with future tense? I can suggest the ones about past present future and predicting future.

  1. So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  2. The Past, the future and the present walked into a bar An things got tense
  3. The Past, The Present, and The Future walk into a bar It was tense.
  4. The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense.
  5. The Past, The Present, and The Future walk into a bar. The situation was tense.
  6. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
  7. The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense.
  8. The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there.
  9. What's the future tense of England? Brexit.
  10. The past, present and future got into a fight Things got pretty tense
  11. The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*
  12. Tomorrow I learned... How to speak in the future tense.
  13. So the past, present and future walk into a bar Things got a little tense
  14. The past, present and future walk into a bar... Bartender says... "Well this is tense."
  15. What happened when past, present and future met each other? Things got a little tense

Future Tense Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about future tense you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean past tense jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make future tense pranks.

Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."

Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."

Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

I got news from the future.

That the past tense has since relaxed.

The future tense of send.

Seen

Future, Present and Past were having an argument

It was getting pretty tense

Siri:

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
I did have to ask for a joke in English, as the first time Siri said she would, but I wouldn't understand a joke in her language.

I don't fuss over the difference between "can" and "may" like other English teachers.

In fact, once a student asked me this: "Can you give me an example of future progressive tense?"
I responded with "Certainly. I will be seeing you after class."
He must have wanted another example, as he was still standing in my classroom when I arrived the next day.

John, a 5yr old boy asks his 1yr elder brother, Tom, a question.

John- Is the past tense of "drink", "drunk" or "drank"?
Tom- It's "drank".
John- Then what about "drunk"?
Tom- That's future tense. Our father always gets drunk after he drinks.

It wasn't that I didn't like my future present

It's just it was two tense.

When separating, what did present tense say to future tense?

See you later.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar, and it was simply tense.

As they were drinking it was clear it was becoming progressively tenser.
By the time they'd walked out it had become perfectly tense.