The Best 4 Futon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Futon jokes. There are some futon wellington jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these futon pita puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Futon Jokes and Puns

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor(this is a joke in my native language idk how good it can be translated)

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor.

At the 25th floor:
1st guy: T..th...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive

At the 50th floor:
1st guy:T..thi...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive we dont have time

At the 100th floor:
2nd guy: So what did u want to tell me?
1st guy:T..this is the wrong hotel

Futons are really uncomfortable, but I love them for their honesty.

They have F U right in the name.

What's the difference between a futon and a photon?

One is kinda heavy and the other's really light.

What's the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One's a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the futon bakeries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working futon sofa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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