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Futility Jokes

6 futility jokes and hilarious futility puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about futility that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Futility Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good futility joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

Resistance is not futile...

It's voltage divided by current.

A falling Borg has no terminal velocity...

...Air resistance is futile.

Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars

but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.

What does a nihilistic Borg say?

Existence is futile.

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