The Best 6 Futility Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Futility jokes. There are some futility belt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these futility spinoff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Futility Jokes and Puns

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

What's a nihilist's secret weapon?

His futility belt.

If a nihilist were to become a superhero...

...would they wear a Futility Belt?

What do they do at the nihilistic gym?

Exercises in futility

If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say..

...Good Morning in the first place.

I came here to talk about futility.

But what's the point?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the futility utility puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working futility nihilist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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