The Best 15 Futile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Futile jokes. There are some futile ineffective jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these futile meaningless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Futile Jokes and Puns

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

Resistance is not futile...

It's voltage divided by current.

A falling Borg has no terminal velocity...

...Air resistance is futile.

Futile joke, A falling Borg has no terminal velocity...

Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars

but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.

What does a nihilistic Borg say?

Existence is futile.


What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

I finally had sex with my crush, like a borg

Her resistance was futile.

Futile joke, I finally had sex with my crush, like a borg

Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act...

Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.

Finding a corner in a sphere is futile.

It's pointless

Bad punz 1

Got electrocuted at work today.
Didn't think That would happen to me.
I was shocked.

I know you're trying not to laugh,
But give up.
Resistance is futile.

This post isn't going anywhere.
One could say it appears to be static.

It Has taken all my will power to type these.
I hate my current self.
*facepalm*

Pls comment "NO PART 2 PLS GOD NO" so i can die a happy man.

After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...

... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"

You can explore futile futility reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean futile largely dad jokes. There are also futile puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I was installing a new kitchen backsplash the other day, when I started to run low on materials...

my issue proved to be futile.

There is always resistance,

but it is futile.

Why is there so much electricity in space?

because "Resistance is futile."

For the Geeky Engineer drone...

So they put another engineer onto our team, His name is Ian Bradley, he is the guy that checks data flow down curcuits, making sure nothing is getting held up or slowed down.

I got an email from him the other day,
the header was

IanB.org
Resistors are Futile

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the futile resources jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working futile hopeless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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