The result was futile.
The grandfather looks down at the 10 year old boy, and asks him, "well, can your dick reach your asshole?"
The boy shuffled and made a discreet attempt, but realized it was futile, and replied, "no"
"Then no, you can't"
3 years later, the boy finds his grandfather drinking again, and again he asks if he can have a beer.
"Can you dick reach your asshole?"
"No."
"Then no, you can't have a beer."
3 more years later, the boy, now 16, confidently walks into the garage to find his grandfather drinking again. He smiles and says, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
"Well, can your dick reach your asshole?"
"Yes," The boy replied, grinning.
"Good, then go fuck yourself!"
My Grandpa told me this one & is by far a favorite:
There once was a man named Harry Dick,
Who was cursed at birth with a corkscrewed prick,
He searched his life in a futile hunt,
To find a girl with a corkscrewed cunt, The day he found he drop stone cold dead,
God damn thing had a left hand thread.
It's voltage divided by current.
...Air resistance is futile.
Existence is futile.
Existence is futile.
Her resistance was futile.
Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.
It's pointless
... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"
So they put another engineer onto our team, His name is Ian Bradley, he is the guy that checks data flow down curcuits, making sure nothing is getting held up or slowed down.
I got an email from him the other day,
the header was
IanB.org
Resistors are Futile
Resistance is futile
my issue proved to be futile.
They can both be found in a special ed classroom, but getting use out of them is obviously futile.
because "Resistance is futile."
Resistance is futile.
Resistance is futile.
"Resistance is futile."
but it is futile.
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