Following is our collection of funny Futile jokes. There are some futile ineffective jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these futile meaningless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The result was futile.
It's voltage divided by current.
...Air resistance is futile.
but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.
Existence is futile.
Existence is futile.
Her resistance was futile.
Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.
It's pointless
Got electrocuted at work today.
Didn't think That would happen to me.
I was shocked.
I know you're trying not to laugh,
But give up.
Resistance is futile.
This post isn't going anywhere.
One could say it appears to be static.
It Has taken all my will power to type these.
I hate my current self.
*facepalm*
Pls comment "NO PART 2 PLS GOD NO" so i can die a happy man.
... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"
You can explore futile futility reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean futile largely dad jokes. There are also futile puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
my issue proved to be futile.
but it is futile.
because "Resistance is futile."
So they put another engineer onto our team, His name is Ian Bradley, he is the guy that checks data flow down curcuits, making sure nothing is getting held up or slowed down.
I got an email from him the other day,
the header was
IanB.org
Resistors are Futile
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the futile resources jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working futile hopeless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.