Futile Jokes
28 futile jokes and hilarious futile puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about futile that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Futile Short Jokes
Short futile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The futile humour may include short fruitless jokes also.
- Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.
- If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place.
- Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act... Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.
- I was installing a new kitchen backsplash the other day, when I started to run low on materials... my issue proved to be futile.
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Futile One Liners
Which futile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with futile? I can suggest the ones about pointless and meaningless.
- What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife.
- I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless. The result was futile.
- Resistance is not futile... It's voltage divided by current.
- A falling Borg has no terminal velocity... ...Air resistance is futile.
- What does a nihilistic Borg say? Existence is futile.
- What's a nihilist's secret weapon? His futility belt.
- If a nihilist were to become a superhero... ...would they wear a Futility Belt?
- What do they do at the nihilistic gym? Exercises in futility
- I came here to talk about futility. But what's the point?
- Finding a corner in a sphere is futile. It's pointless
- There is always resistance, but it is futile.
- Why is there so much electricity in space? because "Resistance is futile."
- What did Borg say to Georg Ohm? "Resistance is futile."
- I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile.
- So my amoxicillin is mixed with clavulanic acid... Resistance is futile.
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What funny jokes about futile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean useless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make futile pranks.
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I finally had s**... with my crush, like a borg
Her resistance was futile.
After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...
... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"
For the Geeky Engineer drone...
So they put another engineer onto our team, His name is Ian Bradley, he is the guy that checks data flow down curcuits, making sure nothing is getting held up or slowed down.
I got an email from him the other day,
the header was
IanB.org
Resistors are Futile
