Fussy Jokes
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I like my women how I like my coffee
I'm not fussy, I'll have whatever's available. Thanks.
I bought some ginger biscuits.
Fussy guy didn't even eat them.
Certain public employees who have to submit daily to the rapid fire ...
... of well-meant but needless questions may be excused if they occasionally turn upon their persecutors. This is how an elevator boy dealt with one of them:
"Don't you ever feel sick going up and down this elevator all day?" a fussy lady asked him.
"Yes, ma'am", courteously replied the elevator boy.
"Is it the motion going down?" pursued the lady.
"No, ma'am."
"The going up?"
"No, ma'am."
"Is it the stopping that does it?"
"No, ma'am."
"Then what is it?"
"Answering questions, ma'am."
Source: 1913 newspaper
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What's the difference between having s**... with a woman and driving a Yugo?
When you're finished riding one of them you have to deal with fussy parts!
A man was shopping for a new bird
He had decided on buying a cockatoo, and the woman at the register asked him if he was sure it was the bird he wanted to buy.
Cockatoos are very needy, and they require a lot of attention and care. They can be very fussy and they can screech likes there's no tomorrow if you don't give them what they want.
Really, that's all? I'm already used to that on a daily basis. The man responded simply with a smile.
Oh? The woman asked, confused.
I have a wife.
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