The Best 28 Fuss Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fuss jokes. There are some fuss hassle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fuss trouble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fuss Jokes and Puns

While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?

He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.

What's all the fuss about Donald Trump's Russian Ties?

I know for a fact that all his Ties are made in China.

A programmer began to cuss

Because getting to sleep was a fuss.

When laying in her bed

Looping round in her head

Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;

Fuss joke, A programmer began to cuss

I don't get the fuss about all the palindrome jokes on this sub lately...

they all go the same either way.

A man over heard my conversation about GameStop stock and asked me what'a this fuss all about?

I said, Do you want the long or the short story?

I can't understand what the fuss is about the Labour manifesto!

I'd give it full Marx.

I don't fuss over the difference between "can" and "may" like other English teachers.

In fact, once a student asked me this: "Can you give me an example of future progressive tense?"
I responded with "Certainly. I will be seeing you after class."

He must have wanted another example, as he was still standing in my classroom when I arrived the next day.

Fuss joke, I don't fuss over the difference between "can" and "may" like other English teachers.

a couple is going through a divorce

The mom makes a big fuss, saying she absolutely HAS to keep the son. The dad asks "Why?"

"Because I gave birth to him!"

The man thinks for a while and finally says "If I put money into a soda vending machine, is the soda mine or the machine's?"

I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo.

Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.

A marriage is a lot like an execution.

A whole lot of fuss for something that just takes a second.

I don't understand all the fuss about getting rid of guns in America. Just do what Steven Speilberg did.

Replace all the guns with walkie-talkies. Not that hard!

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For the first time ever I understood what all the fuss was about 80s music

It was an Aha moment

I don't know what the fuss is about Alt-Right.

Personally, I always use Alt-Left, Ctrl-Left and Shift-Left

I don't know why people make such a fuss about not masturbating

It's so easy that I've given it up twice today!

All this fuss over a film being stored on DNA

But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds?

So I got the new Note 7

and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi

Fuss joke, So I got the new Note 7

Everyone said I should get a kid

I really don't see what all the fuss is about. All mine does is ask 'How long until I can see my parents again?'

I don't know what all the fuss is about seeing Jeff Bezo's junk...

We already know he has a prime member.

I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings.

I honestly can't see what all the fuss was about.

I think sex is so overrated

and it wouldn't bother me if i never had sex ever again. I mean, I just don't understand what all the fuss is about where sex is concerned. Said my wife.

I slept in my sons crib last night

I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

What is the big fuss over which way people are looking?

I support the gaze.

I think my new black neighbours are pretty poor....

you should have heard the fuss they made when their 2 year old kid swallowed a 10 pence coin earlier.

The number 0 went to an absolute value party to see what all the fuss was about

He was nonplussed.

Everyone made such a fuss when my dad clipped the edge of a building with his bus

I think because he was drunk, and because it was an A320.

I don't get what all the fuss is about with Jesus's second coming.

Or his third. Or his fourth. I mean, he paid for the entire hour.

All this fuss about a man turning into a woman and a white woman turning into a black woman...

Michael Jackson managed to do BOTH at the same time.

I don't what all the fuss is about the helium shortage...

The helium supply will always be on the rise.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fuss ado jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fuss uproar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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