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Fusion Jokes

37 fusion jokes and hilarious fusion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fusion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the world of fusion jokes that merge together humor and fusion puns on nuclear fusion, spinal fusion, Ford Fusion, cold fusion, jazz fusion, feliz, merger, and secede. Whether you're looking for a quick laugh, a punny night out, or just a fusion joke for your friends, these fusion jokes will have you in stitches!

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Funniest Fusion Short Jokes

Short fusion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fusion humour may include short merge jokes also.

  1. There are two type of countries. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon and have recreated nuclear fusion.
  2. I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.
  3. What do girls and cold fusion have in common? Science still doesn't understand either of them.
  4. San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.
  5. Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant...
    I am calling it Juan-Ton
  6. Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q
  7. When you go to a French-Afghani fusion restaurant... ...but you can't decide between the lamb burger or l'hamburger.
  8. So I was applying for a job and one requirement was to be flexible I have spinal fusion, guess not.
  9. I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion.
  10. My new band I'm starting a band that will be dubstep and ska fusion. We gonna drop the beat then pick it up pick it up pick it up!!

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Fusion One Liners

Which fusion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fusion? I can suggest the ones about fuse and integration.

  1. I'm gonna open a Jamaican poke fusion resturant Called Poke Mon
  2. Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant and call it Pho Schnitzel
  3. My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar. Named Thai Juan On.
  4. Two atoms come back after fishin' But they don't come back after fusion.
  5. I want to open a Thai/Mexican/Korean fusion restaurant It will be called Thai Cuando.
  6. I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant… It's called Vladimir Poutine.
  7. What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups.
  8. Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion
  9. How does FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe get home when he's lost? Fusion GPS
  10. I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant I can call it "Seoul Food"
  11. If Jazz and Funk fusion is called "Junk"... What is Funk and Rock fusion called?
  12. What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? "Land of Cold-Fusion".
  13. Bought an iphone 7 on eBay... got an iphone 4, an iphone 3 and a fusion card.
  14. What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight.
  15. What car does a nuclear physicist ride to work with? Ford Fusion.

Ford Fusion Jokes

Here is a list of funny ford fusion jokes and even better ford fusion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you c**... a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion
Fusion joke, Who likes bad jokes

Humorous Fusion Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about fusion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fusion pranks.

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour k**.... It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.
The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.
The geologist says "Ouch".

I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop...

I call it g**... Style

I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis

I'm calling it "o**... Doner".

Fusion joke, I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis