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There are two type of countries.

Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon and have recreated nuclear fusion.

I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago

The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.

What do girls and cold fusion have in common?

Science still doesn't understand either of them.

I'm gonna open a Jamaican poke fusion resturant

Called Poke Mon

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel

My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar.

Named Thai Juan On.

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

Fusion joke, San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour k**.... It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...

Going to open a new restaurant ...

I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant...

I am calling it Juan-Ton

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?

It's called Pho-Q

Two atoms come back after fishin'

But they don't come back after fusion.

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I want to open a Thai/Mexican/Korean fusion restaurant

It will be called Thai Cuando.

When you go to a French-Afghani fusion restaurant...

...but you can't decide between the lamb burger or l'hamburger.

So I was applying for a job and one requirement was to be flexible

I have spinal fusion, guess not.

I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant…

It's called Vladimir Poutine.

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.

The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.

The geologist says "Ouch".

Fusion joke, A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat?

Fusion chups.

Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model

It would be a V8 Fusion

How does FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe get home when he's lost?

Fusion GPS

I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop...

I call it g**... Style

I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis

I'm calling it "o**... Doner".

I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant

I can call it "Seoul Food"

My new band

I'm starting a band that will be dubstep and ska fusion. We gonna drop the beat then pick it up pick it up pick it up!!

I'm opening a Russian/Asian fusion restaurant.

It's just Asian food but halfway through your meal you get smoked with nerve gas.

If Jazz and Funk fusion is called "Junk"...

What is Funk and Rock fusion called?

Who likes bad jokes

What do you get when you c**... a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion

Fusion joke, Who likes bad jokes

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