The Best 23 Fusion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fusion jokes. There are some fusion creationism jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Fusion Jokes and Puns

I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago

The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.

What do girls and cold fusion have in common?

Science still doesn't understand either of them.

I'm gonna open a Jamaican poke fusion resturant

Called Poke Mon

Fusion joke, I'm gonna open a Jamaican poke fusion resturant

My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar.

Named Thai Juan On.

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.


Going to open a new restaurant ...

I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant...

I am calling it Juan-Ton

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour kraut. It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!

Fusion joke, New cuisines

Two atoms come back after fishin'

But they don't come back after fusion.

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?

It's called Pho-Q

When you go to a French-Afghani fusion restaurant...

...but you can't decide between the lamb burger or l'hamburger.

So I was applying for a job and one requirement was to be flexible

I have spinal fusion, guess not.

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I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant…

It's called Vladimir Poutine.

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.

The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.

The geologist says "Ouch".

What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat?

Fusion chups.

Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model

It would be a V8 Fusion

How does FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe get home when he's lost?

Fusion GPS

Fusion joke, How does FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe get home when he's lost?

I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop...

I call it Ganja Style

I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis

I'm calling it "Organ Doner".

I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant

I can call it "Seoul Food"


My new band

I'm starting a band that will be dubstep and ska fusion. We gonna drop the beat then pick it up pick it up pick it up!!

I'm opening a Russian/Asian fusion restaurant.

It's just Asian food but halfway through your meal you get smoked with nerve gas.

If Jazz and Funk fusion is called "Junk"...

What is Funk and Rock fusion called?

Who likes bad jokes

What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion

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