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Fusilli Jokes

7 fusilli jokes and hilarious fusilli puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fusilli that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Fusilli Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good fusilli joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

after a fusilli mistakes.

Pasta joke trilogy

My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should've seen her face when I rode pasta.
Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.
To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn't stand me touching pasta all the time, so she left.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

My wife and I had an argument about pasta last night.

Well, I say it was an argument. It was a fusilli words.

How do you make pasta explode?

You light the fusilli.

I came second in a pasta making competition

I would have won if it wasn't for a Fusilli mistakes!

I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.

I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.

Why couldn't the pasta stop laughing?

Because there were a fusilli ones.

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