The Best 9 Fusilli Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fusilli jokes. There are some fusilli fettuccine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fusilli cannelloni puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fusilli Jokes and Puns

I used to know an Italian chef.

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

after a fusilli mistakes.

I was fired from my job in the pasta factory.

I made a fusilli errors.

Pasta joke trilogy

My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should've seen her face when I rode pasta.

Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.

To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn't stand me touching pasta all the time, so she left.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

I've just been made redundant from my job in a pasta making factory!!!!

All I did was make a fusilli mistakes!


I came second in a pasta making competition

I would have won if it wasn't for a Fusilli mistakes!

I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.

I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.

Why couldn't the pasta stop laughing?

Because there were a fusilli ones.

I got fired from the pasta factory today.

I made a fusilli mistakes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fusilli pesto jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fusilli italians piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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