The Best 10 Fuses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fuses jokes. There are some fuses tnt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fuses circuit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fuses Jokes and Puns

I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed...

... Number 14 shocked me.

JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car

He becomes the ManDeLorean

Three men are chatting when the first says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber.

"I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe."

"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician," says the second. "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A box of fuses."

"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," says the third man.

The others stare, shocked and bewildered.

"How can you tell?" they ask.

"Because," replies the third man, "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A jockey."

I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine

I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".

My boss wanted me to put some new fuses in a car.

I refused.


I'm excited to announce I'm starting my new company that strictly replaces fuses.

When customers come to me to have fuses replaced I'll be able to refuse but still get paid.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Did you hear about the slutty electron?

He went around blowing fuses.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What kind of people end up working for ISIS?

People with short fuses

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fuses fuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fuses blowholes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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