Following is our collection of funny Fuses jokes. There are some fuses tnt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fuses circuit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
... Number 14 shocked me.
He becomes the ManDeLorean
"I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe."
"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician," says the second. "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A box of fuses."
"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," says the third man.
The others stare, shocked and bewildered.
"How can you tell?" they ask.
"Because," replies the third man, "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A jockey."
I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".
I refused.
When customers come to me to have fuses replaced I'll be able to refuse but still get paid.
Once they're blown, they're useless.
He went around blowing fuses.
They blow when they get turned on.
People with short fuses
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fuses fuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working fuses blowholes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.