Fury Jokes

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Laugh out loud with these hilarious Nick Fury jokes from Saturday Night Live actor Alec Baldwin. Find out how the actor unleashed his famous rage and hilarious outrage with this collection of Fury jokes.

Funniest Fury Short Jokes

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  1. How do you know God was a MOPAR man? It says in the Bible he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a fury
  2. How do we know that God was a Mopar man? He drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in his Fury.
  3. [Spoiler] Do you know that Nick Fury was sending a signal from his Pager to clear the browser history before he dies.
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Fury One Liners

Which fury one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fury? I can suggest the ones about raging and courage.

  1. Floyd Mayweather, Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury were waiting in a queue. (Punchline)
  2. Why doesn't Nick Fury have a super-hero name? Because "cyclops" was already taken.
  3. Wanna watch Mad Max: Fury Road in VR so realistic you'd swear it's real? Go to America
  4. When nick Fury got snapped away.. ..He wasn't cursing. He was thinking about his father.
  5. What do you get when you call a Jeff a Jeffrey? Jeff Fury
  6. Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury.
  7. How do we call Nick Fury's daughters? Nick-girls
  8. Mad Max: Fury Road fans never actually watched the movie they WITNESSED it.
  9. I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today.
  10. Have you seen Mad Max Fury Road?
  11. Have you heard about the new heavy weight boxer who s**...? Dyson Fury

Fury joke, Have you heard about the new heavy weight boxer who s**...?

Fury Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about fury you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean madness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fury pranks.

Not Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having s**... with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."

An albino child in an African tribe...

This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white m**... that was sent by the Church in his village.
Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"
Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."
Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."

A man is sitting in a bar when a friend comes running and shouts "Your wife is in bed with another man!".

He jumps in fury and run away. After some minutes he come back really irritated with the friend. "*Another man*, "*Another man*" he says "... he's the same man as always!"

The Princess of Potatoes has to marry

King Tater instructs his daughter to choose a noble potato to wed.
The princess says, "Father, I have chosen. I want to marry Rachel Maddow."
"I WON'T HAVE IT!" yells King Tater in a fury.
"But Father, I never knew you would be homophobic," said the princess.
"It's not that!" said the king. "It's that she's only a commentator."

This big ol' grizzly bear walks up to the bar and orders s drink.

The bartender says "We don't serve wild animals."
Furious at this, the bear loses his cool, starts roaring and r**..., knocking people and tables over. In his fury, he picks up an old woman and eats her down in one bite. Crunch.
Now, a bit sedated, he returns to the bar and says "Come on, man. I could use a beer to wash that down."
Shaking his head, the barman says "No wild animals and no drug addicts "
Confused, the bear says "Drug addicts? What drugs?"
The bartender shrugs. "What about that bar-b**...-you-ate?"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

OK. I apologize in advance if you've already seen this one. it's an old joke from the 70's, when there was a gas crisis, and they posted this question on billboards around the South.
So, what's the answer? The answer is that no know knows what Jesus drove, but we know that his Father drove a Plymouth. How do we know? Because it says so right in the Bible. It clearly says that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

Blonde fury

A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She comes home to find her husband in bed with a hot redhead. Furious she grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde replies: "Shut up... you're next!" 

Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.

For I did not speak of my own Accord -John 12:49
His Old Man had a Plymouth--He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Of all the trials of Job, the worst was a Pontiac.
For he breaketh me with a Tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. -Job 9:17

Fury joke, What do you get when you call a Jeff a Jeffrey?