The Best 50 Furry Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Furry jokes. There are some furry furred jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these furry pet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Furry Jokes and Puns
If a furry says they're sorry...
...is it an anthropology?
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders.
Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.
What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?
An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)
What do you call an all panda furry orgy?
Panda-moan-ium
What's furry and filled with red lights?
Hamsterdam
A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them.
Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.
So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week."
So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.
What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?
I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
What is furry and red all over?
A wolf eating a baby.
(Just wanted to know if dead baby jokes still hit a note)
Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
I've recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle.
I think it really *suits* me.
You can explore furry feline reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean furry hybrid dad jokes. There are also furry puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?
They both die when dissected
What do you call a submissive furry?
A subwoofer
I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.
If you have sex with a Furry...
It's considered Animal Abuse.
What kind of car does a furry drive?
A Murrcedes.
You should never divorce a furry.
I don't remember why, but I think it's an old wife's tail.
I dated a furry once
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?
Ani-Kin
Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry.
What do you call a furry frog?
A ribbit.
What do you call a furry that is into bdsm?
A subwoofer.
What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise?
"Come here, furry Lise."
Why did the fetishist come so quickly?
He had an appointment and was in a furry.
"i turned into a furry, i was curious and got carried away"
"I would say curiosity killed the cat but... curiosity turned you into one."
What do you call a furry that just had sex?
A stuffed animal.
What do you call a furry hip hop group?
the uwu-tang clan
What does a furry thats had a stroke look like
Uwu
I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little kinky but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear...
It gave me paws.
Did you hear about the orgy at the Furry convention?
It was Pandemonium.
What would Mario's name be if he were a furry?
Mariowo.
What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed?
A subwoofer
Pacman must be a furry
Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU
I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. "Oh, woah, what's this?" I asked. He's been avoiding me ever since...
... and keeps mumbling something about me being a "furry"
If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
Nos-fur-atu
The FBI was following a furry.
They were on his tail.
What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?
LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.
What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream?
A McFurry.
I dated an older furry once...
She was a cougar
You think your day was bad? Imagine being miles and miles away from home, hot and sweaty from the 50 pound uniform you're wearing , people don't accept you. They think you're a monster. Thank god there's other people like me or I wouldn't be able to handle being here .
Thank god for the furry convention.
What do you call a furry who doesn't bathe?
A furry
There are two wolves inside of you.
You're at a furry convention after hours.
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I?
Ugly.
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
They both love hot dogs
So I dated a furry once
I didnt know he was a furry at the time.
After a while, he showed me his true collars
My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes
He identifies as a douglas furry
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...
It's a furry, cuz ducks shouldn't be talking
First trip to the USA
My friend and I visited the USA. We landed at LAX and after an epoch, we cleared Homeland Security and got our luggage.
My friend immediately pulled out a pair of brown, furry, shoulder length gloves and pulled them on. I stared at him. He looked ridiculous - the gloves even had claws.
"What are you doing??" I asked incredulously.
""Exercising my freedom. Now I'm here, I have the right to Bear arms!"
What kind of car does a furry drive?
A subuwu
What does a furry reads to know his future ?
An owoscope
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the furry kitty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working furry paws piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.