Furry Jokes
74 furry jokes and hilarious furry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about furry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. We've covered all the best bad furry jokes, top 10 furry jokes, list of furry jokes.
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Funniest Furry Short Jokes
Short furry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The furry humour may include short fluffy jokes also.
- What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal? They both die when dissected
- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... It's a furry, cuz ducks shouldn't be talking
- My friend and I got into a conversation about Furries. In the end we ended up deep in a rabbit hole.
- I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
- What is the difference between a furry and a person selling extended auto warranties? Furries never bothered anyone.
- Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.
- What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
- So I dated a furry once I didnt know he was a furry at the time.
After a while, he showed me his true collars - What's the deal with Furries? Haters think there's nothing wrong with drawing cats. But oh, when the cat becomes a femboy it's suddenly a problem.
- I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
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Furry One Liners
Which furry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with furry? I can suggest the ones about hairy and animal fur.
- What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
- What do you call a submissive furry? A subwoofer
- What's it called when a furry says they're sorry? An anthropology.
- If a furry says they're sorry... ...is it an anthropology?
- Why did the fetishist come so quickly? He had an appointment and was in a furry.
- What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr
- There are two wolves inside of you. You're at a furry convention after hours.
- What does a furry reads to know his future ? An owoscope
- What kind of car does a furry drive? A subuwu
- What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries? The Uwu-Tang Clan.
- What do you call a furry who doesn't bathe? A furry
- I dated an older furry once... She was a cougar
- What do you call a furry hip hop group? the uwu-tang clan
- The FBI was following a furry. They were on his tail.
- What kind of cars do furries drive? Furraris.
Amusing Furry Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about furry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog fur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make furry pranks.
What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes?
A furry fish market.
What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?
An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)
Why are furries always found guilty at trial?
A furry curries only fury from a jury.
What do you call an all panda furry o**...?
Panda-moan-ium
What's furry and filled with red lights?
Hamsterdam
So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week."
So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.
What is furry and red all over?
A wolf eating a baby.
(Just wanted to know if dead baby jokes still hit a note)
Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
I've recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle.
I think it really *suits* me.
I met a furry d**... with an amazing sound system
You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.
If you have s**... with a Furry...
It's considered Animal a**....
What kind of car does a furry drive?
A Murrcedes.
You should never divorce a furry.
I don't remember why, but I think it's an old wife's tail.
I dated a furry once
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?
Ani-Kin
Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry.
What do you call a furry frog?
A ribbit.
What do you call a furry that is into b**...?
A subwoofer.
What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise?
"Come here, furry Lise."
"i turned into a furry, i was curious and got carried away"
"I would say curiosity killed the cat but... curiosity turned you into one."
What do you call a furry that just had s**...?
A stuffed animal.
What do you say when u t**... a furry?
The pain was un-bear-abble.
On thanksgiving, everyone is a furry.
We vore bird.
I got caught smuggling a gun to the furry convention
Security guard *(notices bulge)* OwO what's this?!!
Imagine if your non binary friend decided he identified as a donkey and went around in a smelly fur suit all the time. What would you say to him?
a**...-kin furry friend.
What does a furry thats had a s**... look like
Uwu
I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little k**... but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear...
It gave me paws.
Did you hear about the o**... at the Furry convention?
It was Pandemonium.
What would Mario's name be if he were a furry?
Mariowo.
What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed?
A subwoofer
Pacman must be a furry
Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU
I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. "Oh, woah, what's this?" I asked. He's been avoiding me ever since...
... and keeps mumbling something about me being a "furry"
If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
Nos-fur-atu
What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?
LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.
What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream?
A McFurry.
You think your day was bad? Imagine being miles and miles away from home, hot and sweaty from the 50 pound uniform you're wearing , people don't accept you. They think you're a monster. Thank god there's other people like me or I wouldn't be able to handle being here .
Thank god for the furry convention.
My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes
He identifies as a douglas furry
First trip to the USA
My friend and I visited the USA. We landed at LAX and after an epoch, we cleared Homeland Security and got our luggage.
My friend immediately pulled out a pair of brown, furry, shoulder length gloves and pulled them on. I stared at him. He looked ridiculous - the gloves even had claws.
"What are you doing??" I asked incredulously.
""Exercising my freedom. Now I'm here, I have the right to Bear arms!"
A family go to the zoo
They're excited to see all the exotic animals, birds & reptiles. The first enclosure is empty, totally deserted. Unperturbed they carry on to the next one.. again it's empty!
Every single enclosure, cage, run and avery they encounter is empty, deserted and unkempt..
Except, right beside the exit is the last one; a single small solitary cage.
And in it sat a small furry creature.. a dog!
The father looked at it and it occurred to him,
"This is a shih tzu!"
