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Funniest Furries Short Jokes

Short furries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The furries humour may include short trivial jokes also.

1. What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal? They both die when dissected
2. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... It's a furry, cuz ducks shouldn't be talking
3. My friend and I got into a conversation about Furries. In the end we ended up deep in a rabbit hole.
4. I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
5. What is the difference between a furry and a person selling extended auto warranties? Furries never bothered anyone.
6. Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.
7. What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
8. So I dated a furry once I didnt know he was a furry at the time.
   After a while, he showed me his true collars
9. What's the deal with Furries? Haters think there's nothing wrong with drawing cats. But oh, when the cat becomes a femboy it's suddenly a problem.
10. I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.

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Furries One Liners

Which furries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with furries? I can suggest the ones about category and cats.

1. What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
2. What do you call a submissive furry? A subwoofer
3. What's it called when a furry says they're sorry? An anthropology.
4. If a furry says they're sorry... ...is it an anthropology?
5. Why did the fetishist come so quickly? He had an appointment and was in a furry.
6. What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr
7. There are two wolves inside of you. You're at a furry convention after hours.
8. What does a furry reads to know his future ? An owoscope
9. What kind of car does a furry drive? A subuwu
10. What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries? The Uwu-Tang Clan.
11. What do you call a furry who doesn't bathe? A furry
12. I dated an older furry once... She was a cougar
13. What do you call a furry hip hop group? the uwu-tang clan
14. The FBI was following a furry. They were on his tail.
15. What kind of cars do furries drive? Furraris.

Howlingly Hilarious Furries Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about furries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make furries pranks.