The Best 21 Furries Jokes

Following is our collection of Furries jokes which are very funny. There are some furries horseplay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these furries shitzu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Furries Jokes and Puns

What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries?

The Uwu-Tang Clan.

What do you call a shadow government ran by furries?

The uwuminati

What is a furries favorite computer program?


Furries joke, What is a furries favorite computer program?

Whats a furries favorite news channel?

Fox News

What kind of cars do furries drive?


You find a large grouping of furries in the wild. What're they called?

A convention.

Furries are like Bane,

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.

Furries joke, Furries are like Bane,

What is a gathering of furries called?

A Purrrrrgatory.

Where do furries go for an oil change?

Yiffy lube

How do furries unzip their files?


What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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How do furries have sex?


I masturbated at a zoo today and got kicked out.

But come on, they look exactly like furries!

Why don't furries shake hands?

It's a faux paw.

What is a furries favorite drink?


What do furries dress up as on Halloween?


Furries joke, What do furries dress up as on Halloween?

Apparently, married women over sixty are "more likely to become furries".

I think it's an old wive's tale

Why doesn't anyone listen to complaints by Furries?

Because they only have furs twirled problems.

Statistics show people stop being Furries when they stop believing in God

Turns out there are no atheists in fox-holes

If most furries use owo...

Does that mean sheep furries use ewe?

How do furries measure their height?

In furlongs.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the furries peta jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working furries cats piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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