Furr Jokes
17 furr jokes and hilarious furr puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about furr that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short furr jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The furr humour may include short height jokes also.
- I design fake animal tails. It's for that reason that I'm not exactly popular... But I've made a few furr ends
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Cheeky Furr Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about furr you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hairy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make furr pranks.
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
They both love hot dogs
What does a furry reads to know his future ?
An owoscope
What's furry and filled with red lights?
Hamsterdam
Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?
LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.
What is a furries favorite computer program?
Winrawr
Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry.
Furries are like Bane,
No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.
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What does a furry thats had a s**... look like
Uwu
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What is furry and red all over?
A wolf eating a baby.
(Just wanted to know if dead baby jokes still hit a note)
What would Mario's name be if he were a furry?
Mariowo.
Why don't furries shake hands?
It's a faux paw.
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Where do furries go for an oil change?
y**... l**...
How do furries unzip their files?
WinRawr.
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How do furries have s**...?
Fur-nication!
What does a furry say when having a gun pointed at them?
ONO
What is a furries favorite drink?
Cocktail.
