The Best 24 Furr Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Furr jokes. There are some furr hairy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these furr convention puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Furr Jokes and Puns

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?

They both love hot dogs

If a furry says they're sorry...

...is it an anthropology?

What does a furry reads to know his future ?

An owoscope

Furr joke, What does a furry reads to know his future ?

What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?

LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.

What is a furries favorite computer program?

Winrawr


Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry.

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?

Because they don't have Occam's Razor.

Furr joke, Why are there so many furry flat earthers?

What's furry and filled with red lights?

Hamsterdam

Furries are like Bane,

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.

What does a furry thats had a stroke look like

Uwu

What would Mario's name be if he were a furry?

Mariowo.

You can explore furr eyebrows reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean furr anthropology dad jokes. There are also furr puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why don't furries shake hands?

It's a faux paw.

Where do furries go for an oil change?

Yiffy lube

How do furries unzip their files?

WinRawr.

How do furries have sex?

Fur-nication!

What does a furry say when having a gun pointed at them?

ONO

Furr joke, What does a furry say when having a gun pointed at them?

What is a furries favorite drink?

Cocktail.

What do furries dress up as on Halloween?

Humans.

How much does a furry suit cost?

Your dignity


I design fake animal tails. It's for that reason that I'm not exactly popular...

But I've made a few furr ends

If most furries use owo...

Does that mean sheep furries use ewe?

What is furry and red all over?

A wolf eating a baby.

(Just wanted to know if dead baby jokes still hit a note)

How do furries measure their height?

In furlongs.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the furr jury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working furr fur piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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